Poor Joey, It didn't go quite as planned....


"The chapter on how Simon Groom used let Goldie hump his wheelchair is gripping stuff"

Sunday Times

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

pfft
*officially doesn't find this type of joke funny*

pffffffffffffffffft
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

why?
are you a spaz or something?
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

hahahahahahaha
yes
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Is that because you are one
Spazmo!
( Mstandot, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

I'm actually 2 sewn together
my 'parents' were Nazi scientists
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

Hahaha!




I'm nervously laughing, in case it's true...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

pfffft!
tea/screen moment.

and now go back to hull, where you come from.
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

I'm so glad I happened to be passing through
I may even spend longer here
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

lovley stuff
woo
( Mstandot, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

I laughed so much
I came
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

me too
thanks
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

was that you?
so hard to tell down here in the Gents-only the warts give it away
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:59, archived)

can i borrow some of your cream?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

you can scrape some off my face if you like

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

oh yes!
www.b3ta.com/board/6247228


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)