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And if not bindun, then binconsidered and bindiscarded as a bad idea


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( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

IF ANYONE STARTS POSTING THEIR SHIT IPOD BANDWAGON PICTURES BECAUSE OF THIS, I WILL FIST YOU WITH BARBED WIRE
other than that, woo!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

[IMG]http://www.twinks.com/images/imugatu.jpg[/IMG]

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

just looked at that link out of curiosity
damn you!
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

ha ha
beware of anything Fanj posts
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

too late...
he's gayed me up
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

surely that link can't exist
i made it up!
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

try it

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

i'm at work!

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

rubbish-
you're just scared of gaying yourself up
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

it does work
i also foolishly tried it, but i'm at home so i dont care
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

you can close the window now
really.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

i didn't make the twinks bit up
is it a big gay 404 page?
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

it's big,
it's gay, and it's NOT a 404
is it your homepage?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

I'm bloody not
the consultant we've got in saw it and then winked....ew, eww, ewwwwwww!
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

you've been gayed

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

you are an infinite monkey with a typewriter

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

I think they gave him a 286 amstrad and a copy of word 2

( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

his fingers were still too fat to press single keys
bless his cotton socks
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

he should order a special dialing wand!
*mashes keypad with hand*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

*hugs*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

*bums*

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:45, archived)

his socks
are clearly polyester
( kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:31, archived)

ha ha!!
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

I read that as
sotton cocks.....:D


mummy whats a sotton?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

you're sotton your chair hunny

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:39, archived)

damnit! i can't find my i-pod pic!!!
*struggles*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

*franticly searches for iPod bandwagon pictures and barbed wire*

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

I listened to your songs.
They were good.
I really liked one of them especially.
I think it might have been called don't stop.
And then i had a wank.
( 4dam party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

haha hurrah!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

It was braw!
You have the skillzorzlol1!
( 4dam party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

linky!!
letme listen!
*wags tail*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=57786
( 4dam party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

*bobs*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

*weaves*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

*ducks*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

*gooses*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE man, DIVE!!!!!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:28, archived)

haha they were some tracks I made a few years ago when I was into that kind of thing
www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=57786

mp3s have encoded pretty crappily so they don;t sound too amazing
( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:24, archived)

tis cool
and anything to get Mr Blue Sky outta my head :D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)

i am tempted to make one now

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

iWon't

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

ha ha ha!!!
*dried frog pills*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

ooh that reminds me
the next book should be out soon. Wanders off to play.com to check...

edit: ah, end of next month.
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

damnit!!
i've not even made a start on postal!
:(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

there's Thud after that
and Wintersmith at the end of next month. Slacker.
( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

arrrrgh!!
*locks self away for two weeks*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:32, archived)

Look what you've done now!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

*tempting fate*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

^ look what you did naughty man ^
you've started them huffing!!


hello you *hug*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)

Hey also you
*huge hugs*

Feeling better?

btw: I only made it on a whim and posted it because I knew the reaction it would cause :) - You know me more than well enough to see the evil x
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

feeling a bit better ta
at work now :( trying not to burn the desk.

you are evil indeed! I like it!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

*knows you do*

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:37, archived)

hello you :D

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)

ey up Monsieur!
*tips imaginary hat*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:33, archived)