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[challenge entry] perhaps I should've 'shopped it a bit

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Jimmy Carr Deathdance!!!!
Please somebody, make it happen NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)
# He was most strange in the Stormbreaker movie...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)
# what do the other 2 think?
BTW what pizza shall I have for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Have one of these:
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# the red one looks like raw 'meat'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)
# they think he's
a fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# chicken and bacon carbonara
from mozzers
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# nah - too creamy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# it isn't though,
it is lovely.

ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Margherita
but with roasted red onions on it too. Yum
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# nah - too bland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I don't understand the desire
to over-complicate what, in its basic form, is the most delicious thing a man can put in his mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)
# beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Cum, faeces and ballsweat flavour
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I'll add jalapenos and I'm away!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# to casualty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# as long as Connie Beauchamp is on duty
it'll do for me Tommy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# is that the one with short hair
from holby or casualty or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)
# and the lovely wabs
images.google.co.uk/images?q=amanda%20mealing&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Howabout a pizza da action?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *cups balls*
Fongool!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)
# *bites thumb*
ah forgedabaddit
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Pepperoni and sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I can see how long it takes to digest then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)
# sort of like pooh sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)