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[challenge entry] Clarkson - Twat!

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(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# again...
big man- fucking huge file size
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# File size
You know what they say...
Large file size, tiny penis!
(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# i dont care about your penis
but if you know how to make the image more proper then go for it.
otherwise, nice picture.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I care passionately about your penis
but actually, I don't care about your file size. Just wanted to get in there reasonably politely before you were torn to pieces by a pack of wild board nazis
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# i don't have a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# you can have mine- I'm not using it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *offers mine*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i'd rather have yours than his
he's scary
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# how am I scary????
"boo!"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# you're scary in the
unwashed pervy serial killer kinda way
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)
# how dare you?
I wash

jesus! you kill one or two people and you get labelled.....*skulks off to polish his knives*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)
# in the drains
next to the local smack head hang out
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# coz that's where your mum
scrubs my back
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)
# she's always had a soft spot for lepers
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)
# a soft and weeping spot
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)
# she can't help picking at it
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)
# & I can't help licking at it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)
# /puts hand over one eye
.... do I have deja vu?
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# *joins in the penis offering*
*while trying not to smirk at monty's and fourdam's*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# step aside
*barges in*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)
# and then 3 come at once ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)
# eeeeeeeeww!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *rereads*
i didn't mean it like that. i meant as in buses
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)
# i get aroused on bouncy buses too
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)
# especially if you sit above the wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)
# but then my knees rub too much
on the seat in front :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)
# repost
I LIKE BUKKAKE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)
# haha, it was all innocent childish fun
and then you made TUTT think of bukkake!



*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
# those crazy japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# are we in nagasaki
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)
# TUTT or GTFO then?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# How big is that?
Massive?

What are you on?

Eeek!

Damn your eyes, you've startled my carp.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I drive a fiat 126 LOL
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I drive a
fucking SHERMAN TANK, alright.

/gets massive manly cock out and beats the Pope to death/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# The gayest of all the tanks!
You should get an astra convertible. They're the sign of ultimate manliness these days
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# ...in basingstoke
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# do we have to go through all of this again?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I drive a seat leon
Apparently that means i am fantastic in bed
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6251178
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Cor!
It must be true because SCIENCE SAYS
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# turn on your web cam
and i'll prove it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# What is history
but the repetition of past events?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6251303
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)
# CSMF
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Leave Jeremy alone
And don't even think bad thoughts about the Hampster!!!
Or you'll have to deal with me. *stern look*

And make that image smaller please. And consider editing your post below...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# hes ok
in fact i quite like him
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I like him
Top Gear is one of my favourite programs ever, and he has one of the best jobs in the world
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I love Top Gear
I'm in Australia and 'hate' cars.

beat that!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Top Gear is great!
JC and crew are cool!
nuff said :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# he's good at what he does
but his politics is all t'cock
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I think he's a legend :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I thought I was crap at optimising
Even my animations don't get that big

Read the FAQ, it changed my life... sometimes even in a good way

(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Clarkson is a fucking legend
If people were more like him we wouldnt have problems in society like caravans, cyclists and the french
(gothikpixie I have sonic cursors...oh yes...how cool am i?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)