Clarkson - Twat!


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(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

again...
big man- fucking huge file size

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

File size
You know what they say...
Large file size, tiny penis!
(fergus the bogeyman Beware of geeks bearing gifs!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

i dont care about your penis
but if you know how to make the image more proper then go for it.
otherwise, nice picture.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

I care passionately about your penis
but actually, I don't care about your file size. Just wanted to get in there reasonably politely before you were torn to pieces by a pack of wild board nazis
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

i don't have a penis.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

you can have mine- I'm not using it

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

*offers mine*

( 4dam party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

i'd rather have yours than his
he's scary
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

how am I scary????
"boo!"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

you're scary in the
unwashed pervy serial killer kinda way
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

how dare you?
I wash

jesus! you kill one or two people and you get labelled.....*skulks off to polish his knives*
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

in the drains
next to the local smack head hang out
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

coz that's where your mum
scrubs my back
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

she's always had a soft spot for lepers

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

a soft and weeping spot

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

she can't help picking at it

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)

& I can't help licking at it

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)

/puts hand over one eye
.... do I have deja vu?
( jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

*joins in the penis offering*
*while trying not to smirk at monty's and fourdam's*
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

step aside
*barges in*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

and then 3 come at once ^^^

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

eeeeeeeeww!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

*rereads*
i didn't mean it like that. i meant as in buses
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:51, archived)

i get aroused on bouncy buses too

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

especially if you sit above the wheels

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

but then my knees rub too much
on the seat in front :(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)

repost
I LIKE BUKKAKE!!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:55, archived)

haha, it was all innocent childish fun
and then you made TUTT think of bukkake!



*spluffs*
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

those crazy japanese

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

are we in nagasaki

(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

TUTT or GTFO then?
:)
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

How big is that?
Massive?

What are you on?

Eeek!

Damn your eyes, you've startled my carp.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

I drive a fiat 126 LOL

( 4dam party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

I drive a
fucking SHERMAN TANK, alright.

/gets massive manly cock out and beats the Pope to death/
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

The gayest of all the tanks!
You should get an astra convertible. They're the sign of ultimate manliness these days
( 4dam party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

...in basingstoke

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

do we have to go through all of this again?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

I drive a seat leon
Apparently that means i am fantastic in bed
( 4dam party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6251178
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

Cor!
It must be true because SCIENCE SAYS
( 4dam party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

turn on your web cam
and i'll prove it
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

What is history
but the repetition of past events?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6251303
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:54, archived)

CSMF

( Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

Leave Jeremy alone
And don't even think bad thoughts about the Hampster!!!
Or you'll have to deal with me. *stern look*

And make that image smaller please. And consider editing your post below...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Andy_Control is sick of your childish behaviour, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

hes ok
in fact i quite like him
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

I like him
Top Gear is one of my favourite programs ever, and he has one of the best jobs in the world
( 4dam party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

I love Top Gear
I'm in Australia and 'hate' cars.

beat that!
(Andy_Control is sick of your childish behaviour, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

I agree with the above
it's just vaguely annoying how he's paid to be as smug and controversial as possible
( Mushroom, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

Top Gear is great!
JC and crew are cool!
nuff said :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

he's good at what he does
but his politics is all t'cock
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

I think he's a legend :)

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:52, archived)

Fucking hell

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

I thought I was crap at optimising
Even my animations don't get that big

Read the FAQ, it changed my life... sometimes even in a good way
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

Clarkson is a fucking legend
If people were more like him we wouldnt have problems in society like caravans, cyclists and the french
(gothikpixie I have sonic cursors...oh yes...how cool am i?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)