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[challenge entry] late...
I know everyone's bored of it now, but...


They're talking to Lohan for the movie.

Excuse: i was away all last week...

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:08, archived)
# yeh - but you would
no really - you would
aw c'mon are you telling that.... no , you're lying surely?
even if you didn't know it was her?
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)
# NO... really I wouldn't
... especially not after Andre's been up there.

Not such a mysterious girl from what I've seen on t'interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)
# No
she used to live near me, and she is surprisingly wee
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# loving?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# you sir are the only other heterosexual on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)
# I mean, don't get me wrong
It's not like I even find her particularly attractive in any way, but if I was at home bored and she turned up at my house with her baps out and her legs akimbo, I WOULD FIND IT HARD TO WALK AWAY PEOPLE.


*fwaps at thought*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)
# yes
my scenario precisely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)
# pfft :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:10, archived)
# harr harr
Clown's pocket
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Tokyo optician...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# haha
what?

edit: understands now - "seen more japs eyes than..."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Correctamundo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)
# like a sausage in a wind tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# a toothpick
in a cathedral
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)
# like waving a chipolata in the Albert Hall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)
# my fave is
waving a flag in space
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)
# haha
a really small thing
in a really big place!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)
# erm
how about waving a stick in a wet cave?
(el maggo t3h 1st, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 13:02, archived)
# theres...
throwing a sausage down a corridor?
(Adam Mack, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 13:07, archived)