3 for the price of 1


From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

(MichaelLinge (ywc), Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

*gets the gun*

( Grampa, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

*passes the ammo*

( fucksocks I'm a positive bloke...by positive I mean HIV., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

*pins the target to her arse*








*runs*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

*fires*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

we all know how you are with guns ;)
BANG BANG!!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

look, just because I was trying to rape you
and you have to get in a huff.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

you didn't shout suprise first
what do you expect :P
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)

have a pre-surprise
for next time.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)

pffffffffffft
its too late now the roads blocked....

I really wanted a brownie from rooti frooti, you bastard!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)

brownies? rooting?
*fwaps*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

*bums*
like a heat seeking missle
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

Not like...
a meat seeking pissile then?
(Yamon would like to see the human race killed off, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)

ha ha!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

*googles pissile*
hahahhahahaoooooooh!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

With a target that big
who could miss?
/hides
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

*points behind sofa where Nonny is hiding*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

No Fair!
It's not easy to hide when you're 6ft5!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

6 foot 5 and staying alive

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)

even the best marksman
its tiny and toight I tell you :P

you forgot to say how big it was you spamhead!! :P
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)

!





*cums*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)

Your arse is so big
it has it's own gravitational field ;-)
Luv ya really.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

*pulls the trigger*

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

nothing happened
wtf?
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

have a look down the barrel for blockages
.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

*looks*

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

*bums*

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

it's an anal overload!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

*bums*
*bleeds*







*bums some more*
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

there goes my gun
there goes my guuu~uh~un!
there goes my!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

Friend or foe!
Friend or foe!
friend or foe
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

looka me
looka me
looka me...
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6255628
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)

Top Band
Top Song
Top Album
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)

It is time....
it is time...
Oh oh
it is time for Stormy weather...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)

any excuse...

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

thats is excellent
let me know when they are done - im in process of preparing a "short" list (sorry for pun)!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)