i'm getting married in the morning


From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:26, archived)

she looks like my scrotum

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:27, archived)

thats my wife

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)

and very lovely she is too
.. holding those testicles in a nice convenient location, ready to be milked:)
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)

she has well developed sucking motion,
since she lost her top set of gnashers in a game of poker.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)

she gave me such a horn when she got her left tit stuck in the mangle

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)

haahahahahaahahaha

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)

hello chap
how the devil are you?
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)

`ello Bri!
I`m nae bad.. tired, but ... nae bad.. back on call again

how`s you?
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:29, archived)

Off work at the mo
having "writing a play" fun. Deadline for handing it in is on Monday. Eek
And my 7th 25th birthday tomorrow too :(
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:32, archived)

christ.. you`re 175 years old?
you don`t look too bad for it, mind

happy birthday dude! if you fancy a swift pint, give us a shout.. I`m on call, but can make a swiftie :)
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)

i'll be out up in town tomorrow
but we should definitely have a catch up soon
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

the bastards have closed my site

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:29, archived)

Mongy!
Hello there!
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:32, archived)

hello matey
lnog time no see
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)

indeedy
how's all with you?
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:38, archived)

I noticed that last night - forgot to say
fear not sweet sweet mongy - I`ll get up up and running on headstaggers soon :)
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 21:32, archived)