Paternity


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(Fishlick, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:43, archived)

hahaha
jesus
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:44, archived)

cough
I was going to say "One in four chance it's not your cock up her arse?"

but that would be too crude
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)

Yes.
Good job you didn't!
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)

cor - would!!!
she's not bad either!!


okay - i'm sorry!!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:46, archived)

well,
the average girl has 5 one night stands in her life time.

Just think, you could be one of those five.

(no proof for these stats though!)
(Fishlick, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:52, archived)

is that all
bloody hell i'm way above average! :D granted i'm not a girl! but still - woo! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:55, archived)

blood tests
1970's ish

1 in 7 children were found not to be the offspring of the father of record.

They discontinued the tests.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 22:57, archived)

i heard
the one in four stat relates to people who appear on day time TV shows...or summin along those lines!
(Fishlick, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 23:06, archived)

it's a grudge baby!
[someone had it in for him]
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Wed 30 Aug 2006, 23:05, archived)