One for the time-rich self-elected social elite?

No-one we know, natch, right kids?

From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

( petuniadb, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:54, archived)

Haha
But I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, and my Ego is bigger than all the universes!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:55, archived)

is that to overcompensate your lack of cockage?
;P

'ning!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

I wonder how many cocks zaphod had
He had 3 arms and two heads. He can't have had just 1 cock.

' Nings
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:57, archived)

8=========D

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

OI! you'll have someone's eye out with that!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

Am i mistaken in my remembering
or did he have a prosthetic penis in the tv series? I seem to recall a large bulge.
or am i fantasising agian?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

why do you think Trillian joined him in the first place
nothing to do with space travel that was all bullcarp

BULLCARPZ!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:59, archived)

she loved having DVDA action
from one man.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:01, archived)

exactly
she was well into the innies and outties but well out of the multiperson difficulties
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

aren't you
supposed to be at work? *prods*

Then again, so am I... meh

BULLFROGZ!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

BULLDORZERZ!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

FROFFLEROMSKI!
ROFFLGORBACHEV!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:03, archived)

I am at work but my boss is out of office and I've hit a brick wall
A CONSTRUCTED ONE
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)

have you spent
the last week building a wall in the office just so that when your boss walks in you can
punch it (ever so slightly) and then scream at him "I'VE HIT A BRICK WALL!" before then
grabbing a cup of tea from a nearby desk, proclaiming "I HAVE PICKED UP A CUP OF TEA"
and then running out of the building screaming something about crabs?

That's what I'd do anyway
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)

no but I have reduced my stating of "HOT PISS!" to a minimal
MINIMINAL DO DOOO DO DO DOO
MINIMINAL do doo do do
MINIMINAL DO DOOOO DO DO DAH DO DO DAH, DAH DUN DUN DUNGA DUN
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

Hehe
Like it
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

i was gonna do that...
... mine was gonna be animated saying

"you are here"
"no wait.... you are here"
"no... hang on.... you are here"
"oh look.... does it really fucking matter?!!"
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 31 Aug 2006, 10:58, archived)

Total Perspective
I like
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

our marketing dept come to IT for their creative ideas

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:00, archived)

hehehe
did you get them off the work experiance kid?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:02, archived)

work-experience director

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:04, archived)