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( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:05, archived)

How do you choose a heart attack

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:06, archived)

burgers or fags
daddy or chips
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

your dad's a fag
or something ;) ^TM
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

^this^
*chomps on 20 burgers*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)

by stuffing your fat face face with chips 23 hours a day, smoking 60 fags (in between the chips) and then getting on a treadmill set to high
that outta do it i reckon...
( MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)

*dies*

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

Lots of burgers, an' that.
Although I didn't read it like that. Maybe I read too much into it, but I took it as you can choose to get cancer by smoking. It kills you, but at least it's your choice (wheras a heart attack isn't).

Like I say, I prolly read too much into it...
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:08, archived)

can i have the heart attack while shagging miss world up the arse?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:07, archived)

YES,
yes you can.....here *offers miss world*
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:09, archived)

I tend to find that "miss <insert some sort of expanse of land or planet or solar system here> tend to be quite horrifically over the top
and unpleasant, they always seem to have jaws teh size of the moon like Miss Moon Jaw 2005 she was scary
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:12, archived)

HORSEPISS

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)