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( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

^this

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)

You may hate the compo
but we all love you
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

*seconds*
(but loves you more than the others)
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

;)
:D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

awww wheee
ta hun *hug*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

ha
you just got the LURGY
because you hugged me
/misses school
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

grrrr you oik!
*coughs*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

pfft
You've got the lurgy too? I think it's lurgy day.

NATIONAL GODDAMN LURGY DAY HAS BEEN PROCLAIMED
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

*loves*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

I was happy
when I came to work this morning ... but I think suicide is the only way now :'(
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

Why don't you...
,,,make a poster about it?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

*loves*

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

*awards prize*

prize = some half-melted jelly babies I found in my pocket and loose change to the value of £1.32
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

woo I be rich!
and full of jelly baby! it had hair on it as a bonus protein prize!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)

Mmm, hairy babies...
*sneezes* *arsetissues*

I got cold... need tea...
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

*boils kettle*
it'll only be aminute, whats your teamail address?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

mug@desk.co.uk

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

Morning/Afternoon puss
How goes it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

hello there!
afternoon *smooshes* for you

it goes well, and your good self?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

It's the afternoon of Thursday
So that's all good. But I have an exam tomorrow and I'm not entirely sure I'm ready for it.

But band practice RULED last night, which cheers me no end.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

this one time at band practice....

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

I play bass
Which is an even bigger guitar.

Do no finish that thought or sentence.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)

how low can you go?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

C.
Well, it's what I'm tuned to. so DUMMMmmmmmm.

That was C by the way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

RAWK!
what the devil kind of music are you playing tuned down to C? or do you have a 5-string?

edit: oh its you for some reason i thought it was miss wagon

you defo get a RAWK! I saw slayer at Reading been downloading a bit of that. theyre alright they are!
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

Nope! 4 strings for me ta, that's confusing enough.
Crushing big metal stuff. Thrummmmm.

Slayer? Yeah, they're good for a laugh. and angel of death is the best song for quieting my neighbour when he's got James Bland/Cunt on loud.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

if i had a bass i'd have 5 strings with a high c string
*slaps*
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

meh
dropped the double bass's E string down to a C last week. Needed for Strauss's Metamorphosen.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

is this the exam that you have to leave the house at 7am for?
I will sit in my office and cross my fingers for you! I will also refuse to do work and play on b3ta all day.....no....wait I do that already!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

Yup, that's the one.
And ta muchly, when I get back from it I'll come straight on here and report back.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

I need a report on my desk by seventeen-hundred hours!
!!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

*salutes*
Aye sir!


(hang on, I'm the fucking Captain!)


I'll forgive you if this turns into the army girl on girl porn I used to have. Get up on this anti aircraft gun.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Are you gigging,
or still at the "just rehearsing" phase?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

Easy, this is only my second practice
But we're flying along at breakneck. We should be gigging before the year is out- it's ISIS tinged soundscaped stuff so it's technical (lots of zappa-esque time signatures to name one complication) so I'm getting to grips with it still.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

is it Wednesday yet?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:17, archived)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)

hahaah
curmudgeonly :)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:21, archived)

yip


I've reposted this twice today already!!!



Linked for her pleasure
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

Similarly
Plenty at www.despair.com
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

then why not
www.despair.com/
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

hahah
Dr. D's are GOLDMINES!
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:26, archived)

hence my point!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

you might also enjoy
www.b3ta.com/board/6279448
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)

aye
my post was inspired by this one, and the fact that all the talent seems to have leeched out of the board.... this always seems to happen when there is a compo that I could actually *DO* on the computer instead of by hand.... so to add insult I did it by hand. just to be stubborn!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

he he he he hee
you did it by hand

fnargh fnargh.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)

:)
b3ta.com/board/6277460
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:22, archived)

^^this
:D
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)

For services to curmudgeonly posts....


;)
( Afinkawan, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

*cries sniff* I'm so proud

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)