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(tangytomatoes, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

Hahahaha!
It's funny because I didn't go to uni.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

OMG thicko

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

thicko pov
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

pov?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

Someone who is economically impoverished

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

pfft, then

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

Yeah, totally.
You know the difference between me and my friend who has a degree?

I earn more.

Sad, I know. But true.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

OMG i was joking lol
though your logic is false, as many people with degrees earn more than you.
i earn 32k a year to make tea, f'rinstance
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

well where the hell is my cup?
i am dying of thirst here
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

*bangs cup on table*
Fae...want.... tea.

FAE WANT TEA. *grunts*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

*shunts*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

*opens window*
eww
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:56, archived)

because she has a crap degree
good degree = teh $$ catchup in a couple of years and TEH WIN soon after

Sad, I know. But true.
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

By "good" do you mean "masters or higher"?
/bemoaning the state of higher education
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

bad = meedja studies
good = proper subject
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

amen to that
/still in catchup phase
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

BAH!
Film and TV Production courses aren't really Media studies...
( Brims mmm boggins..., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

he, dude.
And what's a 'good' degree?

Pfft, I couldn't be doing with it. I needed to start earning money to help out at home and there was no way I could do that whilst doing the course I wanted to do. I'm going to do an OU course next year, although the uniletists have told me that's no good and unless I attend uni then nothing counts for anything. *rolls eyes*

Sorry, went off on one a bit there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

nowt wrong with the OU
I'm doing a postgrad course there at the moment.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

All university means nowadays
is that your parents can afford to send you there, unless you're pikey enough for the council to pay all your fees.
( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

if only.
i got a fucking loan.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

And I didn't want to do that.
Noooo way.

*brb, going to smokage*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

my brother in law
is a right pikey cunt. Quit his job (even though he has a preggers wife and a 7 year old to support) to get a free place at uni to become an accountant. he expects to earn about £60k per year.

tosser. id love to fuck him up.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:00, archived)

don't listen to them
the OU counts. if it didn't they wouldn't be able to call it a university.
but actually going to university is a good idea for other reasons - i had the time of my life.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

As I said I had earning money, paying my way etc to be getting on with.
And being able to help out was the best feeling ever.

different boaty floaties, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:49, archived)

hahahaahaha
you speak the truth, depressingly.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

damn i miss uni

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

damn i miss u

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

haha aww
not long till bash time mate
b3ta.com/calendar/event/5110

i hope you have a nice party lined up for me!
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

we're having a massive party on the 23rd
to which you are of course invited

and 100% on for the bash, ooh yeah.

[edit] oh hang on yeah, I get you. I'm being thick

D'oh
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

i've organised a guildford bash on the 23rd
it's my b'day on the 20th

and i'm going out gurning somewhere in lahndon on the 22nd
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

Subtle
you fiend
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

You're also invited on the 23rd
It's a Saturday so you can stay up past your bedtime
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

Alas I have plans
to eat half an Argentinian cow in the BEST steak place EVAR:
www.buenayre.co.uk/place.html
You should try it, or are you a vegetable?
Thanks for the invite though.
Mind you, is it a late one? Hmmmm....
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

i didn't leave till ten at the last one i went to

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:57, archived)

I'm not a vegetable
I loves my meats :)

and yes, it will be a very late one, so feel free to drop by
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:58, archived)

miss, i damn you

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

ha!
I got thrown out of Uni!!

I still have a superb job!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

Once again,
the mysterious interweaving of our histories bothers me.....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

have you done my work yet?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

it'll be
ready in 15 mins
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:53, archived)

And this is why I'm staying on for a Ph.D

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

Ha ha ha
Good first compo entry, noob. :)
(Pachey, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

it isn't true
and sports science is a valid subjects
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

hehe
i've never seen one of these motivational posters... no wonder i can never get anything done
( mutated monty, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)

Hahahaha
True, I fear. (off to uni in a couple of weeks)
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:44, archived)