i can do a really good compression!!
*clears throat*

"ooooh betty"

:D *glees with pride*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:08, archived)

for one minute there i thought he was in the room

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

where!?
don't say things like that.
you gave me quite a turn.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:14, archived)

you are the new Les Dennis

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

was it barney rubble?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:10, archived)

rarney bubble
Thursday is Spooner day
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

That was shit.
/Honest Thursday
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

SPOONER DAY

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:11, archived)

Dooner Spay?
shoily?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

came out with one by accident yesterday
my old aunt just survived a major op- she's a tough old bird (please Spoonerise)
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

a buff old turd?
did you shag her stitches?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

yes, and supped from her catheter
(hope no-one's drinking irn bru right now)
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

a buff old turd?
hoho
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:20, archived)

and a bingeing witch

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

I'll beat you like I would a Welsh if you RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME AGAIN SUNSHINE!
/Angry Thursday
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

C' MON THEN YA NORTHERN BLART!
WHO'S WITH ME?
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:13, archived)

FUCK YOUR BOARD WITH YOUR PICTURES AND YOUR FLUFFY!
*Throws bytes and usernames and things*
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

*repels with personal firewall*

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)

leave it aht- it's Gary's stag do

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

weeeeellll - tell 'im then
he's givin' me the 'ump
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:17, archived)

I watched Gansgster No.1 last night
"what do you take me for? a cunt?"
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Merry Christmas. CUNT., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)