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( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:01, archived)

Isn't a "twinkie"
an American word for a gayer?
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:04, archived)

No.
You're thinking of twinks.

Again.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:04, archived)

(monkdagola wants to rapekiss you, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:07, archived)

I forgot to say
"apparently" and "a friend told me" etc.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)

when i first
moved there i made the mistake of telling my office i was "going outside to pump my body full of fags". it raised a few eyebrows. Now I come to think of it, it's a pretty gay way of saying you're going for a smoke in England too.
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)

Haha!
When I wanted a cigarette in New Zealand once, I announced it in a typical English way ("I'm off to rape a 12-year-old boy in the arse until he bleeds out of his nose.") This also raised eyebrows.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:10, archived)

another twinkie your ankles.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:08, archived)

Twinkies are made out of dead cows
Nice pic tho.
(Pachey, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 20:11, archived)