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From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:07, archived)

LET ME MOTIVATE YOU, SON.
OKAY NOW STREATCH AND JUMP AND ONE TWO THREE FOUR, AND ONE TWO THREE FOUR. NOW STOP, AND SHAKE YOUR JUNK, SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:09, archived)

DO SOME PUSHUPS AND GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.

( gronkpan, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:10, archived)

May I instead...
... eat a pile of fried stuff, much of which used to have a face, drink some heavily caffinated coffee and just sit on my arse?
(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:12, archived)

No.
NOW LETS GET PUMPED UP! AAAAAALRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
WOOO! COME ON NOW! PUMP UP THE JAMS PUMP IT UP, NOW PUMP IT, PUMP UP THE JAMS, PUMP IT, PUMP IT.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:14, archived)

...
. . maybe a nice cup of tea and a sit down with the newspaper then? High Five might be on the telly too.

:EDIT: I was right it is on
(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:16, archived)

Does High Five gget you PUMPED UP?
IF SO THEN GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE!
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:19, archived)

It gets bits of me pumped up. . ..
... . then the magic happens
(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:21, archived)

Maybe this will get you pumped up
nyemoskau.ytmnd.com/ I've been listening to it on a loop for 15 minutes.
(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:23, archived)

FUCK YEAH
attempts teh "Pump It Up"
(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:25, archived)

TJ, news just in

The bbc news lines on the right aren't shopped.
( pobblepop, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:18, archived)

We need to try and stop this from getting out

(-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:20, archived)

tie a knot in it?

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 8:31, archived)