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From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

(Curt Sibling, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)

No obscure reference
is ever lost on me!

Hurrah for that, then.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)

oh but its worth it
as long as you are fully updated with regards to anti-virus

Symantec-ribbed is my recommendation
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)

Ribbed?
Why not luminous?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)

Theyre only 1500 lumens
you spark brighter than that if you do her dry
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)

they cause cancer

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

So does rhythmn

( 4dam party, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)

Shouldn't smoke 'em then

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

lets have a light sabre battle!!
ooo!
you're a little short for a storm trooper :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

have you been peeking again?

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

pfft
I still would have, even if it meant the eventual annhilation of humanity
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)

ZOMG
i actually quite like this program.

my girlfriend ahs it on dvd, its rathergood
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)

RIS crispies

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)

have semi skimmed with that!

( 4dam party, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)

Semi skimmed is for weaklings
I have whisky on mine and sometimes the blue milk.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)

The blue milk actually comes from bulls
My mum told me that, and she knows stuff
( 4dam party, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)

pffft
you arent geeky enough

Begone! Foul Fiend
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)

Battlestar
Galactica. The new one

Where they chose to replace some of the shiny metal Cylons with stunning hotties who would enslave
humanity by promising to make them breakfast in bed every morning and wearing skimpy dresses.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)

And then made posters
specifically aimed at just one person?
( Afinkawan, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)

And they try to aim that at a
18-30 year old male audience? Pfft! It'll never catch on.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

one for the kids
no good for me -- I'm past it.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

Ha!
Aardvark is ooooooold!

He wears a mack and eats prunes too
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

Oi, I resemble that
when have you ever seen me eat prunes?
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

I used to quite like the old one
is that robot still in it? Tweaky or what ever its name is, the one that goes that make the same sound as an empty floppy drive trying to be used.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)

arf
thats buck togers and the 25th century



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( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

Freaky robot dog.
I seem to recall a freaky robot dog that looked like it was breakdancing.

Am I wrong to be remembering that?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

Errm.
I'm afraid I know this one:

linky
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

is this it?
www.apeculture.com/images/dog2.jpg
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

that's hardcore!!
is that how they really did it?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:57, archived)

It used up most of their budget
That's why all the space battles used exactly the same three bits of footage over and over again.
( Afinkawan, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)

Christ on a bike!
And twice as fat.

No wonder it looked like it was spazzing out all the time.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)

isn't this what happens already?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)

jebejus
It's Bakklestar Galacticoh!

/les battersby
( scoshi can't stop listening to Eisbrecher, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)

Hahahah :D
Nice
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)