Well, they don't

bigness
I made this, but this was the inspiration for it.

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(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 4:53, archived)

They do if you go for the really cheap whores.
Or the really expensive ones, but that's for different reasons.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 4:56, archived)

Geocities are shit
Try b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk or b3tards.com, MSN Groups, etc.

I don't recommend photofucket or imageshag because they limit bandwidth.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 8:46, archived)