My apologyes to any holocaust survivors.

From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

(MaKO failure teaches you how not to do things., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:41, archived)

I think this might be a bit borderline
but hey
(Sticky Label, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:42, archived)

what is it with spiders and houses?

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:43, archived)

I don't know, what is it with spiders and houses?

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:44, archived)

well they're always in your house.
why? i mean its a human house, not a spider house, go back to your web.
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:45, archived)

...

I was expecting a punchline.

EDIT: Similarly, moths clearly love light. All night long they'll attack any light they can see. If they like light so much, why don't they come out during the day?
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:45, archived)

punchlines are upperclass.
i am lower class.
or higher than higher class, making me upper.
Edit: because they would die with so much excitment of seeing ALL the light they can see
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:46, archived)

Not in case they get burned then?
By some kid maybe?
( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:48, archived)

grrrrrr

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:49, archived)

You'll never live that one down i'm afraid.

( Ghostwriter oooooooo ooo ooooo ... *scribble*, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:49, archived)

You brought that on yourself and you know it!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:49, archived)

its my profile!
and its like, ummmmmmm, aids. keeps annoying you
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:50, archived)

if i remember correctly.
it was your username fleetingly aswell.
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:51, archived)

First he took it out of his profile, then he put it back
He loves the attention and we know it.

Because my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:51, archived)

it's so true

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:52, archived)

GO TO BED WILL
or no supper tomorrow
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:52, archived)

you're not the boss of me!
FOR i am jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:53, archived)

YOUR GROUNDED
your not going out with dave tomorrow!
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:54, archived)

it's "you're" not your.

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:54, archived)

my name is MMMNNNGNGGGJJJjacob dyer and iiiIIIIMMMNNNNN live in bristolll. it is f-F-F-F-Fantasticcc. i sound like barnaby bearMMMMMNNNNNNGGGG. i like barnaby bearrrRRRRRRGGGNNN. one time he went to franceFRANCE MNNG! MNNNNNNGGG!!!. i went to france. RRRNNNNGGGNNNMMbut some kid burnt MMMMMmmmmmy neck. i didnt like ITTTTTTRRRRRNNNNNGGGH
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:55, archived)

eh?

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:57, archived)

meye neme 1s jeykob dier end eye leve en brestol. et es fentistic. oi sind loike berniby beer. eye loikes berneby baar. oene toime 'ee wint two frence. oi want toi fronce. bUUt sime kod bernt meye nuck. i dodnt loike et.
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:00, archived)

YOU HEARD

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:00, archived)

You could be worse.
At least you're not on 30 grand for brewing tea
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:02, archived)

look!
a well timed distraction!

_{i don't know what i expected to happen...}
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:48, archived)

arent you going to bed?

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:49, archived)

i decided i don't care if i wake up late for work tomorrow.

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:51, archived)

^ I love this!

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:51, archived)

Haha
This is much fantastical.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:30, archived)

they do
but they all fly to the sun.

That's what clouds are.
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:51, archived)

The trueness of it all,
is that they use the moon to navigate, and mean to fly toward the moon -hence the coming out at night- but they get confused by the lights and fly at them instead.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:28, archived)

HaHA
I didn't understand but it made me laugh
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:56, archived)

I do ti for the fun..and stuff

(MaKO failure teaches you how not to do things., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:43, archived)

I think it's the text that says...
"You Fucking Jew"...

preceding the image that does it...
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:44, archived)

Any holocaust survivors surfing tonight?

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:45, archived)

No,
it's just a phone number I biro'd on my wrist
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:47, archived)

is it my number?

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:47, archived)

Unlikely
but I've gotta say - there is a chance.

What is it?

_{*prepares phonebox flyers*}
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:50, archived)

01179IDontWantToGiveItOoutBecauseSomeRandomPeopleWillRingMeBreathingHeavilyDownThePhone
enjoy!
(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:52, archived)

Asthmatics?

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:54, archived)

lung aids.

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:55, archived)

masturbaters!

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:57, archived)

*mishears*
*does the macarena*
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:01, archived)

no
its just my bad taste in pyjamas!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:48, archived)

I wouldnt think so
if it had something i'd consider to atleast be comical (even if i didnt find it funny myself) rather than just seeming like an attempt to aim low.

Mind you, I'm a fine one to talk about standards.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:49, archived)

I think this might be a bit b3ta
so yay!
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:44, archived)

Nice one, Mel.

( Damoclaus is putting you all on the naughty list!, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:47, archived)

You
Nazi Islamic Spastic
(Frigidheir, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:49, archived)

Oi!
I'm one of them. Don't discriminate me.

You're such a hater.
( thiswasmyclone, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:58, archived)

my Grandad died at Auschwitz!!!!
he fell out of his machine gun tower,

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( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 23:57, archived)

wow, no-one's ever made that joke before

(Sticky Label, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:00, archived)

have they not ??
OMFG what do i win ?
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:00, archived)

It made me laugh

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 1:05, archived)

In other news...
all the dinosaurs are dead!
( thiswasmyclone, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:01, archived)

not all of them
ask any paleontologist
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:05, archived)

Are you happy now...

(MaKO failure teaches you how not to do things., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:02, archived)

Do your bit
Your profile says:
"I do not hate jews. So you know..."

Then take it down mutha fucka.

coz it's not funny and it ain't arty.
(Frigidheir, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:06, archived)

Is this the "King has new clothes" thread?
If there is anything funny about your post then I'm the Duke of Edinburgh, who coincidentally is funnier than you.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)

the Duke of Edinburgh
is freaking hilarious (you know he's just doing it to wind up his missis)
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:18, archived)

Fuck it!
trust me to pick a poor example.
( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)

GIBSON!!!!!!!!!!!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 1:02, archived)

woah way too far
.. u went past the boarder :(
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 3:29, archived)

And I thought I would get hammered....
Crikey!

I was *this* far from using the same 'Arbiet Macht Frei' image (yay Wikipedia!) for my entry. I chickened out and used 'The Falling Man' instead. I had an idea that involved 'Arbiet Macht Fries' and a certain fattening clown.
Well done, though you are going to cop some shit from people who have no sense of humour.
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 5:31, archived)