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From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:53, archived)

yes

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:54, archived)

concur

( pobblepop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:55, archived)

how rude
i think i may have that as my screensaver
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)

Wallpaper?
/pedant
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

no screensaver
for when i am away from my desk
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

'k

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:12, archived)

Drop down and give me twenty soldier!


Or, you know, one?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:01, archived)

*gives twenty soldiers*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:03, archived)

Can't.. stop.. watching..
ooh, "5000" gif anim. am now teh hypnotised..
(mugwump, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)

it's not just me that
watches it for hours on end then ...

you know I'm sure if I watch it long enough a boobie is going to pop over the top

*puts on dirty old mac*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)

I'l give you as many as I can, Sir!
Until I just wear out!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:13, archived)

he must have just come out of court.

because he looks like that sort of cunt.

that should be sterilised so they can't reproduce.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:57, archived)

wiv iz bakky tin in iz hand
he's proper 'ard!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)

Oi
There's nothing wrong with rolling your own. They're better for you than normal ciggies.

Plus some of us haven't changed at all since college.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:00, archived)

have you ever smoked cutter's choice?
they're worse for you than a weekend in chernobyl [sic]
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:07, archived)

Noo!
Cutter's choice is me baccy of choice.

Everything else is wank.
except maybe amber leaf
(mugwump, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:15, archived)

Christ, ew.
Golden Virgins
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 16:16, archived)

I was just thinking that
Quote of the night yesterday- drunken chavbitches walking back from town to god-knows where past our house:

''...and so I fink I'm pregnant'
'What car's ee got?'


*sigh*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:59, archived)