hmm. im not entirely sure


erm. it dont really meet the brief. but its done so i may as well post it.
I am a noob (or is that a nob) so dont be too harsh with those pointy words :/

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(Esssbee, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:49, archived)

fuck off you noob cunt

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:51, archived)

YOU ARE SO HORRIBLE.
I'm not going to be your friend now. *spangs liberally*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:52, archived)

they asked for it

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:52, archived)

Nobody ever calls me anything rude.
Oh, I got called a twat this morning on /talk but I just failed to care.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:54, archived)

is that talk board still going
i might nip over there and see if i can rattle a cage or too
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:55, archived)

Yeah but it's only powered by a lame and dying hamster.
Takes about 56 years to refresh the page, hence I am over here for a change.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:56, archived)

I like
the bleak outlook on life, and how shit that girl must be at her job to change so often.
(makinthemost, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:52, archived)

yeah i like it too
i like all swearing
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:53, archived)

Sorry, when I said that
I meant, "Woo Yay Hoopla"
(makinthemost, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:53, archived)

Well, I quite like that.
You may have a woo.
*woo*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:51, archived)

fuck off noob

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:51, archived)

she`s a woman of many talents
maybe she could broaden her horizons
maybe she could shimmy her bazizons

woo!
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:52, archived)

you gotta start somewhere
subject says it all. I would have prefered noob wanker though. but cunt is good.
(Esssbee, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:54, archived)

I like customer service
and telesales

nice stuff
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:53, archived)

Are you ill?

( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:55, archived)

For a noob thats pretty good
carry on and have a woo, go on, have it
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:55, archived)

thanks i think
cheers for your kind and harsh words.
a reaction is a reaction regardless
(Esssbee, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:56, archived)

You've got to get the typical reception.
Nobody escapes.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:57, archived)

Chair a shop, welcome a kitten, pull up a Hello!

Your pic is no less tenuously linked, and actually a good deal better than some of the other entries so far!

Although, asking people to be nice was just asking for it ;-)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:55, archived)

in retrospect
i realise that maybe next time ill just introduce it with something for all the twats lol
(Esssbee, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 19:59, archived)

Yeah do a nice magenta cock.
And you'll be fine.

Well so long as you don't draw it too well.

<sub>And you don't allocate more than three pubes per ball.

And it's not Tuesday.

And it's not over 50KB

And it's safe for work</sub>

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 20:01, archived)