One last one before I cock off for a few more years....again
LINK BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE EATING. May contain blood and knives.

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( Ravenblack "Now and then", Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:08, archived)

Oof.
 
Funny, yes, but that's a bit rough for work..

link it, perhaps?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:09, archived)

this
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:10, archived)

Nah...
You see worse than that on the news sites...

If it was Pr0n, then yeah, fairy nuff.

The safe one isn't so cool...

( Ravenblack "Now and then", Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:12, archived)

I didn't say soften it, I said link it.
 
If we wanna go to ogrish or rotten.com, we will.

edit: cheers.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:17, archived)

'ning
my previous post down yonder was a pre-coffee pre drive to work moment.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:25, archived)

heh
 
there're so many songs in my head, I'm always mixing up lines..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:27, archived)

at least someone doesn't keep moving your chair

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:38, archived)

True!
 
but there's two songs in me, and I just wrote the third..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:52, archived)

Ohh a nasty version!
Nasty!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:13, archived)

LINK IT OR I WILL SHOOUT YOU IN THE DICK

(captain freedom don't expect, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:15, archived)

nah
There is far worse than this on this web group. Jeez.
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:17, archived)

I'm not offended by it.
*twopence worth*
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:18, archived)

LINK IT LINK IT PLZ OR I WIL SPAM YOU OUT.

(captain freedom don't expect, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:18, archived)

Like what?
 
Those are real stab wounds, aren't they?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:18, archived)

yes
Murder Victim
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:23, archived)

O well, whatever gets you off.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:25, archived)

it just worked
for the picture.
( Ravenblack "Now and then", Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:27, archived)

Costanza gon' kill yo ass.
 

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:18, archived)

I still love this.
Its funnier when accompanied by this: www.geocities.com/seinfeld_soundbites/george_upset.wav
(captain freedom don't expect, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:20, archived)

or this.
www.geocities.com/seinfeld_soundbites/Havesex.mp3
(captain freedom don't expect, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:21, archived)

You're so right.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:21, archived)

DO YOU WANT HAVE SEX? DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW? COME ON LETS GO!

(captain freedom don't expect, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:26, archived)

It'll have to be virtual sex.
 
*humps monitor*
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:27, archived)

I TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND TOUCH YOUR BREAST

(captain freedom don't expect, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:30, archived)

I RUN MY PROSTHETIC HOOK THROUGH YOUR THICK MAT OF CHEST HAIR.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:35, archived)

MY PROSTATE AND ANAL LIPS SWELL IN CHAFFING ANTICIPATION

( hanke, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:38, archived)

I DONKEYPUNCH YOU AND PENETRATE WITH A CIRCULAR SAW

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:39, archived)

*BURST THROUGH DOOR*
*slides*

heeeeeeeeeeeey!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:27, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:28, archived)

:D

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:43, archived)

hahaha
touchy mod today,


the cunts
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:21, archived)

mongymongymongymongymongychops
ning
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:25, archived)

ning lu
how is your fine fettle this morning
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:26, archived)

Fettling finely so far.
I do believe that I need more tea though.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:29, archived)

who doesn't?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:31, archived)

woah, bit rough for 8.08am
Good shot though. Right in the spine.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:28, archived)

I didn't really appreciate the picture either
but what kind of idiot eats while browsing B3ta?
edit: that was directed at a mod, if it was a mod edit, which I guess it wasn't.
( hanke, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:33, archived)

From the number of tea-monitor incidents I've seen reported
 
somebody who likes snorting tea out their nose into the keyboard.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 8:35, archived)