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(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

but there is
a u in emu
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

Best career advise
ever.

*Looks at job prospects as emu farmer*
wtf is an emu
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

ask Parky

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

*Throws caution to the wind*
*Fills out an application form for Emus 'R' Us*
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)

but there's a 'u' in CUNT
sorry- had to point that out
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

There's a 'u' in
undercarriage, too.

...
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

gud call

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

WOO sir!
top post
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

hahaha
it's tru
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

that
is bwiw.
(deathbyfeedback, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)

9.47 kB
what-what?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

blimey! most impressive.
Welcome
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

hmmm what?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

is Tuesday monocle day?

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

But...
There's also an "A" in "Flange-ferret". Whats your point? :P
(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

well if you had done something wrong
youve made up with by your use of the word flangeferret
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

just a good response to any twunt middle-manager
who tries to invade your mind with corporate shite.
"there's no I in team"
"yeah, but there's a U in CUNT"

That is all.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

witty comeback 122#
"I dont like your tone"
"you dont know our tony!"


dont blame me, blame parents.
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

i like that.
I will use it.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

shit comeback 1#
"i know you are but what am i?"
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

but there is a "me" if you re arrange letters.

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

*arranges letters*
*does not get 'jacob dyer'*

;)
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

well done
have a sara lee cheesecake
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

*eats raw onion*
*swigs wine*
*lights match*...
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

theres a bug in your screen?

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

there is.
one of those small black thin ones that appear when the weather is all hot and muggy. it crawled in and i watched it walk round for an evening and then it stopped walking.
its called thor
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

and it wont go away?

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

it didnt have the motivation to do anything when it died.
this was months ago, its still there.
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)

they are called thrips
and i have one in my monitor here at work too! :)
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 12:18, archived)

mmmm. sara lee
my favourite flavour.
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

theres clippings of finger nails on there too

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

*Arranges letters*
*burns neck*

aaargh!
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

*re-arranges letters*
*gets ME*

*hasnt got the energy to type anymore, goes for a lie down*
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

theres no U in harpsicord either
whats your point?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

Unless there is a harpsicord strung with your sinews...
Then thats exactly my point!
(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

what?
again...what?
( jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

there is a c@nt in scunthorpe though
( hackller has not been on for a long time, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

no there's not!
but there is a CUNT
( jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)

oh! you said cunt! i didn't want to say cunt!
( hackller has not been on for a long time, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

there's no 'I' in team
but there is an 'I' in 'meat pie', which is an annagram of team...
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

Yes but there is an
M and a E
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)