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touch me gently please


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(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:30, archived)

eeeerrrmmmmmm
eeeeeeeeee
rrrrrrrrr
mmmmmmmmmm

yes
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:31, archived)

That is revolting
and at dinner time too!

EDIT: But hello and welcome and stuff.
( in vino veritas, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:32, archived)

but but but
your name, you know the truth of this, the TRUTH
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:34, archived)

I am NOT a drunkard*





*all the time
( in vino veritas, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:49, archived)

That's what they all say :D

( GatheredCrustacean, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:54, archived)

There's only one of her!

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:55, archived)

I'm having a sandwich as well. Put me right off
Ta for the vector, I like it a lot.
(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:36, archived)

I'm glad you like it
I see it's in your profile :D
( in vino veritas, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:49, archived)

agreed...
esspecially after i just had vomit for dinner too
(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:37, archived)

revolting, on b3ta? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! THE END OF THE WORLD, I TELL YA!
:)

Ningles Miss Veritas
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:44, archived)

Hello!
*huggles*
( in vino veritas, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:48, archived)

Yay
*huggles*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:55, archived)

*touches roughly*

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:35, archived)

Try using photoshop, or a similar program which can feather edges and antialias text
Because I can't read the bottom line.

Welcome, though.
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:36, archived)

i have just downloaded GIMP
but... erm... I need to know how to learn it first. I am not a 'creatve' .

It says something about forging your own path and that.
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:39, archived)

Oh, the gimp
I personally hate the gimp with a passion, because the user interface looks like it was designed by the same people that think that GUI's are for wimps.
( cr3 history books forgot about us, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:41, archived)

heh
nothing like a good Linux heritage

but I agree... good program, but a cunt to use
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:43, archived)

I don't want to pay for software though
The only possible use I have for a graphics program is

- pictures of status quo, cocks Irwin etc

- Birthday cards for mummy

- fake sleb porn maybe
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:43, archived)

if you`re on windows have a look at photo plus
it`s a bit more similar to photoshop in its workings

www.freeserifsoftware.com/software/PhotoPlus/default.asp
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:44, archived)

Done. Downl;oaded.
Now I shall tutor myself. But I feel I may be dragging myself into a mire here.

*has to look up Antialias, GUIs, feathering too. Oh god oh god *
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:51, archived)

the trick is to use lots of layers
then you can move bits of your picture around like pieces of paper on a collage

and save it out as a nice sexy JPG for lots of colours photographic stuff, or GIF for liney small number of colours cartoony stuff and try to stick within the filesize guidelines
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:56, archived)

thank you
such sage advice
as a raw Autumn sapling
I bow to wisdom
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 20:06, archived)

I need to know how to learn it first
yup learning to learn can be an ass
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:43, archived)

hey
very zen
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:45, archived)

seriously don't bother with the gimp, it's awful
i used to use it on the uni computers
get a hookie copy of photoshop it's FAR more intuitive
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:43, archived)

Yarrrr!!!
Me hearties!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:45, archived)

or go for the older free version of paint shop pro if you want to be legal

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:51, archived)

hmm there`s an idea
why doesn`t Adobe release Photoshop 2 as a freebie?

CUNNNTS
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:57, archived)

but where's the fun in that?

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:58, archived)

have you got a link please for
this older v of Paint Shop Pro?
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:59, archived)

It says...
thvae couraze ani furge goor owa palh.

I think it's Latin.
( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:40, archived)

microsoft windows?

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:38, archived)

no shit
a'ight
(Done a plop plop, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:40, archived)

a`ight
jixin!
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:41, archived)

SHE GONNA GET RAPED!






By someone with really low standards.......
( SinisterMinister, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:39, archived)

prince charles?

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:39, archived)

He'll do

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:41, archived)

Nice username.

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 19:43, archived)