a little late...


From the Demotivational Posters challenge. See all 480 entries (closed)

( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

order some
through means of the internets!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:15, archived)

drink coffee
loser

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:16, archived)

breakfast
of champions!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

yes!
like Ben Jonson!
and Maradona!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

yes!


and me
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)

me too!
*caffeines*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

kudos for brewedness

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

bugger
my coffee cup's empty

I need more
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

that seriously looks like coffee
mmmmm, sweet nectar of the gods :P
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:19, archived)

if that's black tea,
running out of bags is not the problem,
being foreign is.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

this one is simple
if asked if a container is half full or half empty the answer is either...
a) half full if liquid has been added to the container most recently
b) half empty if liquid was removed from the container most recently
c) if unknown then the container is twice as big as it needs to be
d) or its at mean capacity
e) or half the liquid is stored in a redundant container

use these answers when you are next asked the question and people will think you are either a god or a geek
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

Take that, Philosophy!

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)