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[challenge entry] This would probably work out...


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(doos hows my random?, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 20:55, archived)
# virgin cola's a bit shit, innit?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Not as bad as M&S cola, amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 20:58, archived)
# you can get a big bottle of COOP cola for 12p
it's like toilet cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:03, archived)
# I get 10% off, too! :)

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Panda cola pwns all for that 'shit in your mouth' taste

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Panda ANYTHING beats all value drinks
Panda Shandy being the leader in this
(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:07, archived)
# is it even still made?
i've not seen it for yonks
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph isn't back, just passing through...., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Someone at the factory got laid, and the whole plant had to shut down because trading standards found out :(

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:01, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Ralph isn't back, just passing through...., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:02, archived)
# What, with the Pammie-shaped bottles
to spluff in... NO! What have I said?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Wow, Pammie bottles - brings back the memories of the yesteryear :)

(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:02, archived)
# youwhatthefuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Ralph isn't back, just passing through...., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:06, archived)
# virgin trains..
dont sell normal cola or pepsi.. They only sell virgin cola.. which costs twice as much.
(doos hows my random?, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:05, archived)
# It's made of the tears of virgins, you see
And the plant is based in Essex, so there's a worker shortage, causing the leap in pricing
(I helped save b3ta! cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:09, archived)