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( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

Eggserlent
Have a glass of woo
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

I think he poached that from somewhere

( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

what's that? you sound a bit scrambled.

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

i am a bit
It was all the eggstacy i took last night
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

that stuff fries you
it's no yolk!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

this picture contains no goat
and for this, you get a w00!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)

haha
nicely done
( Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

EGG!
this is the worst day of my life
the building is full of scrotey lil students!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
can't get in a lift, and the canteen will
be bled dry before i can get a chance
to grab something for lunch :(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

Are there no sexy ones?

( 4dam party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

it's only the first years today
so they're all a bit on the young side
ideal for you though mate!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

Its the same here
the tranquility is shattered.

Where do you work?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

southend
you?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Cosham, Near portsmouth

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

Pffft!
As long as they're over 18 there's no harm done!
( 4dam party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

these are all 16/17 mate
its certainly a little close to the wire!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

hahaha
Too old!

Nah, i would never go below 18
( 4dam party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

Was disturbed on holiday when i discovered myself eying up the young mothers
and ignoring the 17 year old hotties entirely. Am obviously getting old.
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)

hahaha
I'm not ageist

18-100 Bring them on!
( 4dam party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)

My female friends have enforced a 10 years either way limit on me
as a way of protecting me from picking up the unsuitable!
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)

What age are you?
I was seeing an 18 year old, but it felt a bit wrong....
( 4dam party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)

29
So an 18 year old would be disqualified.... and to be fair i probably wouldn't go below 22 now a days (well not for a proper girlf anyway) Went out with a 17 year old (couple of years ago)...nothing in common, Didn't want to talk about same things ("so was school good" is just WRONG), didn't like my friends got ID'd everywhere.
Hot bod though ;)
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)

Is that the *salmonella free* range
or the Salmonella, free range
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

hehe..50-50 chance

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

I likes those odds
*scoffs*
*pukes*
*poos*
*dies*
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)

Egg!

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

egg egg?

egg!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)

I hate eggs
they come out of birds' arses, you know
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

you've been spending too much time in Bangkok, my friend

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

ahh, I wondered why my breakfast tasted odd

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

I do like a nice unborn baby bird foetus first thing in the morning
there's a japanese dish which consists of
raw egg on slightly cooked chicken
how cruel is that?

hey unborn baby chick
i'm gonna eat you raw splashed over your mothers remains :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

that's not cruel
my local chinese serves jelly babies on a bed of jelly
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

LOL!

( 4dam party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

cruel
and delicious
( megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

arf!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

nicely

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)