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it didn't hurt as much as they said it would

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(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

obviously you wasn't going at it hard enough then!!
:P

WOO!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

I was buying some in tesco yesterday
and durex actually make them with some sort of warming lubricant for his and her pleasure

I think they were pleasuremax tingle or something like that

I didn't buy those ones though, they didn't do them in extra large
( 4dam party, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

Use a sock and some vaseline

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)

clingfilm and vicks vaporub

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 7 Sep 2006, 13:04, archived)

tingle
does feel like burning.

better for boys than girls.
( kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)

Eeee...
*wince*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)