B3ta's been boring since the buyout ...


From the Corporate Disasters challenge. See all 350 entries (closed)

( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 18:57, archived)

I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU SINCE YOU ARE BOERD.
LET ME TELL YOU JOKE: KNCOK NKCONK...
(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 18:59, archived)

whose their

( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:00, archived)

FUCK YOU

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:01, archived)

Fuck You Who?

( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:02, archived)

i believe that would be you?
just guessing
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:09, archived)

isn't that a line from that movie with tom hanks?

( Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:09, archived)

that explains it
I think tom hanks is a cock and personally avoid his movies.
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:12, archived)

it also had leonardo dicaprio in it
it must have been REALLY bored when i watched it.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:20, archived)

blimey
you should get the george cross for watching a movie with those two in!
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:22, archived)

my dad shot me with his .375
that'll show me.


*bleeds*
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:30, archived)

i'm not sure what this means

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:07, archived)

ggogle.cn logo
b3ta bought out ...
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:08, archived)

i SEE that
but i understand not.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:11, archived)

ok.
The challenge is "Your favourite company gets swallowed in the most inappropriate corporate takeover ever. How are the products affected?"

So I logically thought of how b3ta would be affected by a buyout by Google.cn ...

And this is it.

http://www.technologynews.info/019990.html et. al.

I guess it is too obtuse to be obvious.
never mind. There is always next time, eh?
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:16, archived)

nope.
i still don't understand.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:25, archived)

Censorship of opinion!
OK, it's a bit of a logical jump, but hey...
(the1gip, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

Woo
(but pity the characters are a bit small around the "gle".)

^humble suggestion. Please be merciful!
( alienheat, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:15, archived)

hmm.
I can't read chinese so I am not sure how the compression affects it.

Instead of China, does it say something like "your mother reproduces with goats" or somthing.

Would be funnny if it did.
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:19, archived)

I think I'm flattered
I think
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:15, archived)

You should be hun
Lot of big names up there.

Hi by the way *hug*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:22, archived)

ha ha!
I'm already ignoring one of them..

but I'm not saying who.
( Liquid Crystal, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:16, archived)

I bet it's me

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:17, archived)

3 of them here.

( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:18, archived)

Why are you required to ignore me?
*cries*
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:18, archived)

that was too my first thought
my second was, hmm, what's for tea?
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:20, archived)

* hugs *
see www.b3ta.com/board/6307936

gives a thorough explanation of my obtuse sense of humour. If you can call it that
( coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 19:20, archived)