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(Yelnam Still posting as of, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

Bit of a birth control fetish this morning
sorry about that.
(Yelnam Still posting as of, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

NAUGHTY STEP!!!
i'm sure you miss it
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

at least you didn't do a marconi coil.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

*closes tattyshop*

(Yelnam Still posting as of, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

it's a mini adventure...

...into fluctuating hormones.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

Eh?

( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

there's more to birth control
than just anal sex :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6310089
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

inded there is
oral, nasal, in the ear, foot sex, in the armpit, soapy titwank, etc...
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

Back of the knee
Or bag a fat bird and ride her sweaty folds

*cums*
( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

*films*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

yes, but can you fig it?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

no
i can't
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

YES YOU CAN!!!

( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

er, you can?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

Well, I'm gone (Go on then!)

( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

can I fig it?
to all the people who can quest like a tribe does
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

Just pass me the ginger.

(Yelnam Still posting as of, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

woohoo!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

yey, its the magenta pill
Is that meant to be the mini-pill?
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

for women who have
mini-eggs?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

if they did
I'd go down on them more often.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

you are mister cadburys parrot
AICMFP
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

quails?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

those pills should be the size of your head
honest guv.

ning all.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

Mend it?

(Yelnam Still posting as of, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

like beckham

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

i'm trying!
and failing.

there's a loose connection on the on/off button and i can't get in to the wires.
not that i'd know what to do with the wires if i could get to them.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:26, archived)

have you tried switching it off then on again?
*runs*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

YOU'D BETTER RUN.

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)

'ning sweetness!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

ning honey
send me some loving, i'm having a crappy day!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)