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(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)

I just had a chicken tikka wrap
from the local newsie. Twasn't very nice but it's filled a hole.

And I'm sure that'd sting...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)

as we walk through fields of gold

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)

you'll remember me
when the sun goes down
upon the fields of fiiigs.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

ENOUGH WITH THE FIGS ALREADY!!!!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

i know
its inconceivable
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)

you say that wor.. oh

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

I watched half of that last night
Then I watched Silent Hill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

I love the film
love
love
love
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

You and the rest of us
We should have a TPB meet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

come to the Derby bash

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

when is it?
I wonder if I could train it.

I could stay with my gramps in mickleover
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)

then you say nothing at all
*ronans*
( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

I have an mp3 of Fanj performing that

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

hahaha
this i have to hear

I have a mash up of mugatu's with this and public enemy.
( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

hehehe
I suppose if I'm going to post it sometime I'd better ask him.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)

onanist

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

I like that song.
Er... yeah.

I shouldn't eat food from newsagents.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

or
put it in your hole ...
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)

Well that goes along with the eating

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

hahahaha
that made me gag a little
( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)

mmmmmmmmeaty
reminds me of Jamón Jamón
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)

mmmmm
if only
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)

I could just eat some of those

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)

or you could finish all your work like a good boy

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)

oops
I was just looking for Lunchtime

anybody seen it?
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)

it's been
stolen by corporate nazis
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

gash


edit// first thing that came into my mind .. apologies
( awallafashagba, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

best word for it
in my honest opinion
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

pink taco
gets my vote ..

o noes.....
( awallafashagba, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

tuppence is good
i want a word that means when a woman get oral pleasure, but cunnilingus is too long and i dont like saying things like eating her minge
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

Carpet-munching?

(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

beanflicking

( awallafashagba, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

felch.. no, wait

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

blah
> cunnilingus is too long

Then you're doing it wrong :)
(mugwump, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

hahahahahahaha
you know very well what i mean

:P
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)

these are already in the shops are they not?
that's what my ex told me when i mentioned
her slightly spicey chicken fragrance....
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

Ha ha ha
and now we know why she's your ex.
(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)

hahahahah
*clicks*
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)

Hello you
Well done on your FP

*hugs*
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

Hello there!
*hugs*

I'm going to the spa!
(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

Are you?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...*breaths*...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


sorry :) When?
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

November

(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)

Mrs the Bun is going in 2 weeks time...I'll let you know what it's like :)

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)

Oooh yes do
ta
(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)