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From the Corporate Disasters challenge. See all 350 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

hahaha
she loves it the dirty whore
( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

so do you
yah filthy bastard

*loves it secretly*
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

...Dare I ask how you know that?

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Sep 2006, 19:34, archived)

hahahaha
needs more figging!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)

grar

( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

haha
nice :P

'ning all
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

got my tea?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

Cocktoffee!
b3tan to it
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

BLOODY GHANDI ON A POGO STICK!
I aint seen you in forever and a day sir!
Hello etc. How are you. Get me some tea.
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

I was here all yesterday evening and night...
I've made my return :) No Tea, I'm a changed man.

I'm good though, thanks :) How are you?
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

still on 32k though?
must be sweeping floors.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

hahaha
so this is the one? Low poly etc etc?
( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)

yup

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

That's me :)

(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)

Polypeptides.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)

Nah,
Considerably less now :)

I am now a Barkeep :D I now serve nothing but alcoholic beverages.
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

bet you render a great pint

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

of tea

( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)

Haha,
well, I only started training on Wednesday, so I've only pulled a total of 2 pints, but both of them were perfect. I'm sure it was beginner's luck though, I'm quite convinced that the quality of them will change when I actually get on the bar properly.
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)

Meh
There's nothing two it

/part time barkeep blog
( 4dam party, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)

No tea? Bugger!
I'm not too bad. B3ta looks awfully blank when server admins block 75% of the content.
What made you return then, apart from the promises of a good grope by some of the regulars?
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)

Nah,
I came back, there was lots of Goats, I shopped a goat, and from that moment on, my outlook on life changed. :P
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)

my god
I changed your life!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)

Cor!
it's the tea boy, I've missed your strengthening brews. Where have you been?
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

Afternoon sah!
How goes?
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

Braw!
It a cracking day here, I'm planning on going home soon, it's too nice to be sitting inside.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)

I have to sit in this office working on a computer.
So I cheered myself up with b3ta and a piece of Bread Pudding.
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)

Well,
I dissappeared for a long time 'cause of all the ridicule with the tea and the cunting cunts and the polys and the 32k and all that stuff, but now I figure it's all in the past.
I was a bit of a cuntnugget back then, getting all argumentative and going crazy over the stupidest of shit, but that was ages ago, I'm older now, wiser, more chilled, etc. So I figure it's a good time to come back :)
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)

so in fact, you're 'Iced Tea'
/chilled
( The Great Architect, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)

you are a legend as a result
and it'll never really go away, but fuck it :) now get my tea!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)

I know it won't go away,
but it doesn't annoy me anymore... Looking back it was pretty funny :P
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)

it was hysterical
only the other day I pasted your reply to Rik into msn..
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)

Haha
which one? There were so many :P
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)

^ This
Some of the first I read on b3ta was the day long teaboy bashing and I've been lurking since. How did the game end up btw?
(johndoemakt - try the wonderful teleph0ne system, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 3:03, archived)

Hooray and delight!
You should be quite proud that people can pick you out of the crowd
and regognise you in the otherwise mushy unintelligable pulp of b3ta!

All hail the Low-Poly Tea-Boy!
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:57, archived)

I used to have little miss naughty lucky pants
But I don't know where they've gone....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)

Yeah I find they do dissapear up the old old crack a bit!!
*sorry*
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

did they work for you?


and woo to TGA too
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

They did
Which is good, as they were very uncomfortable.

I suppose now I'm not ever going to get lucky again they've moved on to some other swf.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

like the littlest hobo
helping out where needed before moving off into the sunset
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)

Awww
Sorry, image of little black g string toddling off down the road with the theme tune....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

My girlfriend has a little miss naughty thong.
And a strange green thong with Emu's on it...
(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)

do they have a hole to stick you hand up, Rod Hull style?

( The Great Architect, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

Don't think she would like me doing that...
Although...
(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)

hahaha

( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)

Oh are we talking about pants again?
I have some Hello Kitty ones but I keep losing them.
(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)

I wish I had HK pants
*ebay*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

I got all of mine in America
They do quite a range - thongs and keyhole pants and stuff.
(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

I'l help you find them
...
( bilbobarneybobs has updated his sig as of, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)

You keep losing your pants hey...
Do they come back in the post??
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)

Archie! ... hello sir
Woo and yay to you
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)

hello there sir, nice to see you!

( The Great Architect, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)

Just read down the rest of the site...
Is this the best Friday lunchtime board ever?
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

hahaha!
very good, Doctor!
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

Heh heh heh

(Pachey, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)

Ha Ha
Top Stuff & Noon
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)

superb
'noon, and *click*
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)

Pffffft!
I've just sprayed tea over the Monitor
(Sir Tainley Barking Seen it, Done it, can't remember any of it, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)

Sure...
"Tea"
( Rico, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 21:46, archived)

hahahahaha dirty minx :D

( prodigy69 that shit is bananas, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 19:18, archived)