I don't want to change the world...


From the Corporate Disasters challenge. See all 350 entries (closed)

( alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:07, archived)

oh my god!
it is on fucking explosive!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)

It's wrong!
Sort 'im out Discomeats!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:10, archived)

*grabs turpentine and an inflatable midget.*
*fills midget with turpentine by mistake*

*stabs with trumpet*

Shit, I'm no help at all!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)

Indeed. Just goes to show

( alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:12, archived)

oh my god!
sir clive is a aliens!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

You doubted?
The rubber keys were a dead giveaway.

How come every keyboard (except for the "Q") was wipe away cleanable, eh?)

Tentacles, my friend.

TENTACLES!
( alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)

OMG!!!3.141592653589793116AND A BIT
He will destroy us all!!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)

You know it's a C5 yeah?
Was the C4 a pile of crap or something (in your head).
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)

c4= a type of explosive

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:12, archived)

Yeah....well....I'm.....
er....pissled!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

I momentarily read that as
pissfed

which didn't imediately make sense.

then I read it again!

I wish I was pissled!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)

Come...
be pissled with me :)
it's better than life!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)

yay
\o/
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)

I am easily piss-led

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:23, archived)

The be...
pissled with me!
:)
_{you know you wanna}
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:26, archived)

just started
I have been at Alton Towers all day - just got back.

cheers!    *clinks glass*
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:29, archived)

Take me next time..
you cunt!
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:31, archived)

Gently, gently
weeping.
( alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

softly, softly,
seeping
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

I'll have you!
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

Next time, Gadget.
Next time.
( alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)

Les be friends!
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)

C4=boom!..yes...yay!
funny how times don't change.. Apple and Compaq recalling laptops for doing the same thing..pfft! =)
( mikenco, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)