You know how it is officer?
she winds me up.



From the Corporate Disasters challenge. See all 350 entries (closed)

(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:39, archived)

aah, wifeb3ta
needs more white space.

'ning all!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:42, archived)

'Ning Horrible

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:43, archived)

'ning Weasel
how do?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:44, archived)

meh, its still too early for this work bollox
And yourself?
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:45, archived)

writing an essay of an email

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:54, archived)

'ning Mister H

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:45, archived)

morning Del!
ready for another day of perversion?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:45, archived)

as always
it makes a nice diversion from my bulging intray
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:47, archived)

as if you aren't on the sofa right now with a multipack of Wotsits watching daytime TV
Ha!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:50, archived)

daytime transvestites?
classic movie.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)

Trisha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

bless you

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

athankyou

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

when i've eaten the wotsits
i will be using the bag as a spunk recepticle as i fwap over fern britton
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

good man! I would sex fern up RIGHT NOW hubba hubba

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)

you are so gay for her

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

i'm only using her to get to phil

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

*sets fig counter to zero*
ready....
GO!!!!!!!!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:47, archived)

=D
100 Figs wins a prize!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:48, archived)

!
wins a prize figging
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:50, archived)

figging fisting
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:52, archived)

fisting tossed salad
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:54, archived)

I'm not sure if these prizes are getting better or worse...

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:55, archived)

gotta get what you can!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

gotta catch 'em all!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)

STD's??

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

*keeps poking*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:00, archived)

*figgy puddings*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:02, archived)

So my choice is a figging, a fisting or a tossed salad?

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)

you want all three
admit it.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

Winning is winning
Victory will make me feel less violated
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:02, archived)

tough call isn't it
*peels ginger in preparation*
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:01, archived)

with Chef's special sauce

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)

and scrambled eggs

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)

Goodnight seattle!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

pfft

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:51, archived)

*bum rushes*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:52, archived)

*anal prolapses*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

True

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:53, archived)

...
woo
(Colley Cibber http://sftrh.blogspot.com/, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 8:54, archived)

That's naughty
but rather amusing
(mt Justified and Ancient since, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:19, archived)