Cliches are cliches for a reason.
But you might argue that's no excuse for slapdash work like this.




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( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:33, archived)

hahahahaha! Start em young that's what I say.
woo
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:33, archived)

Blame Barnado's.
This is a poster from a campaign of theirs not so long ago.
Charities are staffed by some sic fucs.
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)

blame the boogie

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

Was it advertising Tramp training school?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

I think it was an attempt to promote the idea

that forcing babies to drink meths is bad.

You should see the poster with the syringe
.
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

sounds delightful!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

so.... you didn't put the meths bottle in the babies mouth?
you put the Mcdees sign on there?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

Yeah.

Like I said, slapdash work.
Google 'meths' and see the rest of the revolting series
.
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)

oh good fucking grief...
"hmmm... im getting a hint of purple dye and the anti-digestive agent give a whoosh to the pallete"

/jilly golding blog
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)

I think it would be best if you didn't reproduce
=D
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)

pfffft best compliment to give anyone on b3ta

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

What's scary is the number of us that are parents already
:)
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:38, archived)

milf! *points*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

hahaah
you rudie! :D
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

*flashes bum*
'scuse the tag nuts
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

dingleberries?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

yes please!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

Haha!
Milknosugar maintains that a MILF must be old enough to be the mother of the person who considers them a MILF. Whether or not they are actually a mother is apparently secondary.

Therefore I am not a MILF :)
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

ooh
this is interesting theory. I must examine please. *researches*

EDIT:

MILF has become a much-used descriptor on the Internet for pornography sites featuring women mostly between the ages of 35 and 50. (Wiki)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

Well I'm not one of those
for a few years anyway :)
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)

yummy mummy!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

that's one of the most disturbing phrases in the history of everything

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

I find "annual review" far more disturbing

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

anal review?
tasty
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

cream pie

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

Oooh
I could be a yummy mummy. But I think I need to buy a 4x4 and wear Gucci heels and hire a nanny.
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

would the nanny be a MILF?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)

As he/she is an entirely fictitious nanny
I don't see why not.
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

why not indeed!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:56, archived)

what pish.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

selfish genes
/genetic theory blog
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

jeepers!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

creepers!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

where'd you get those eyes?
ugh!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

from a man down the market
he sells them by the pound, imported from poland i'm told.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:38, archived)

where'd you get those peepers?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)

Brian Peepers?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
miss-understood
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)

*understands*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)

*rapes*

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:38, archived)

*films*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

I DO NOT UNDERSTANFD YOU> PLEASE COME DAGAIN!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

Is saying "please come again" the best reply to getting raped?

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

who said I wasn't enjoying it?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

oh yes
if it's good rape. Not if it's bad rape though.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

that makes sense
Apparently the media isn't so hot on reporting the good rapes
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

This would probably taste about the same as their 'root beer'.

( Afinkawan, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)

My mum used to love that
I thought it tasted of shampoo - possibly that green Vosene stuff.
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

I love rootbeer

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

mmmmm thats some tasty tramp juice, woo!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)

sweetcorn! good for the digestion and 1 of your 5 portions

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

hahahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

Good fucking lord
that disturbes me.

but mainly because i hate mcdonalds.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

'shopped images only please

meh
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

At least
it's not another fucking gnops.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Wed 13 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)