Please accept my fond excuses

Go easy, it's my first time!

From the Egg challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

(Rt Hon Quargflax, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)

Put an egg in it

( Dekazer, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

woo
I just went to the kitchen, where I knew that a large Taylor's Yorkshire Tea and Ginger Cake was hiding. I searched everywhere for it, and eventually concluded that the only place it could be was a suspicious looking cake tin, so I approached it and.... there was no cake inside! I nearly cried until I realised that the cake was so sticky it was stuck in its entirety to the underside of the tin lid! So now I have cake!
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

I am eating an entire chocolate
birthday cake with a teaspoon.
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)

OH NO and subsequenrly HUZZAH
A successful mission, on the whole
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)

that's a tear jerking tale

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)

hehe
it's a splendid cake, and my enjoyment would be further enhanced if the only other thing I have to eat wasn't a pepperami
( Milkman Dan, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:18, archived)

Nice of you to join us. But I'm afraid that pun may have been done once or twice.
Needs more e.ggegeg..gEEG.E.G.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)

I like that hamburger very much
Wow, it's nice visiting the dark side at the witching hour.
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)

He is Manburger
MANBURGER
And he has been around for over 2 YEARS
Also thankyou
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)

It has been a LONG time
since I visited the *whisper it* picture board.

/talker all the way ;)
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:21, archived)

Oh dear.
I'm sure you'll learn.
/Talk contains less than 50% of your RDA of Manburgers.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:24, archived)

your fondue excuses?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:27, archived)