i'm off to read my laminated book of dreams now....


From the Egg challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

I'm on to you!
The pheasant has no agenda.

*edit* How rude. Have a woo.
(Jokel, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)

Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability
And so would Captain Wow.

Woo! Captain WOO to you!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)

top quote!
'ning!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:15, archived)

Ning-a-ling Mister!
Hows you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

spiffing thank you!
it's nearly the end of the week! Woohoo!

And yourself?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

I'm ok
Nice lightening over ours last night, so I lay awake and watched it. I'm tiredy now though.

And I've run out of weed. And there's a drought until october time. Arg.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

we had that too!
lots and lots of flashes for ages!

i turned off all the lights and the telly
and just enjoyed the show with a nice big reefer :P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)

You bastard
Earliest myself and my smoking brother can get some is bloody FRIDAY. Thbpbpbp.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)

it's been quite dry here for ages
there was a long line of raids
plus what with all the festivals
it's all gone a bit barren :'(
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

haha
woo
7 pages of Compo entries overnight
is this a record?
edit : how can you possibly be bored of Pangolins!?!?!?!?!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:12, archived)

I'm still thinking of mine
Paintmash of some description. But I can't think of anything other than a picture of an egg.

Just an egg.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)

do this
before i do
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

Aye aye Capt.....wait a minute.
I'm the Captain.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

ha ha!!
more 'ning!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:16, archived)

*felches*

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:19, archived)

*Belches*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

*belmches*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)

*bellcheese*
...es
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)

*struggles to find another word that rhymes*
*anally rapes*
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)

*squelches*

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:27, archived)

ha ha!!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

I had a kinder egg addiction
when I was a lad.

I couldn't get enough of the lovely chocolate and shit toys
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

I once put some bits of veg and food and other stuff in the yellow capsule thing that the toy comes in and left it under my brothers bed
years later I opened it and the smell made me puke.
FACT!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)

hahahahahaha
*will do this tonight*
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

make sure you leave it long enough to go properly ripe
mine had a web like fungus growing in it
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

ANDREW!
you only have yourself to blame.

I cleaned out my kitchen U-bend the other night, it looked like black puke and smelled worse. Gah.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

kitchen u-bend arse

ning everybody
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)

haha
strike through overload! ah ninja!
Well i had to have a shit one day
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:25, archived)

soz
it was meant to be a hilarious practical joke, but didn't work.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)

once
I sellotaped a dead microwaved squirrel in a bag underneath someone's bed

/stink blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:28, archived)

you should have put it in a kinder egg capsule
with some food.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:29, archived)

was it dead before you micorwaved it?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:30, archived)

aye
it was in the freezer full of dead things for dissection
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:33, archived)

Kinder egg
chocolate is the best chocolate in the world imo
but there's so little of it!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

Kinder Chocolate rocks
But there's never enough on a kinder egg

But bueno's and happy hippo's on the other hand are feckin' ace
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

but it's not the same, is it?
Because the eggs have the micro thin white chocolate lining?
Or does that not make a difference to the taste?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:27, archived)

shit toys toying with shit
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

hahaha
It's not what i was expecting

I was expecting:

lovely chocolate and shit toys

the cock
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:24, archived)