I've been told it's like fucking a newborn baby

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)

by your dad?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

My grandad

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

So that was your excuse when they found you in the
maternity ward
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)