A Seamles one for the nonces


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( Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)

what the cunting rectum?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

Is that SFW?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

Nothing to magenta-ise

( Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

That makes me feel sick

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)

I thought you loved ginger pubes
and small cocks
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

Ginger pubes are fucking rank

( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

you shave, of course

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

he's got a body like matt lucas

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

and the buttocks of a 12 year old girl
EDIT: /ac
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

Aye, they're starting to smell a bit now
I'll have to stick them in the freezer
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

that is when they are at their best

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)

I trim
and shave my scrotum

But that's not the point. I don't have ginger pubes so STFU!
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

strawberry blonde? you're 'avin a laugh!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)

I'm not strawberry blonde!
My hair is brown motherfucker!
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)

ah .. the cry of
the ashamed ginga!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)

;)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)

I'm going to have to come to a bash
just to prove it, you cunt
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:33, archived)

well that is the aim
otherwise how will I ever get to FIST YOU?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:38, archived)

jebus
it took me a minute to work out what that was
*cums*

EDIT: Self portrait?
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

MY
EYES
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

Impressive
balancing!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

please no ginger pubic hair!!!
It makes me sick!
(sapientisafuckingrubbishname, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

Oh good god!
THAT KINDER EGG IS FORIEGN!!
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

It has to be foreign, idiot
We all know there are no nonces in England
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

Hahaa!!
True


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_{Ya jerk}
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

that gingerness sickens me
you cunt.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)

Pffffft
coming from you!
( 4dam party, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)

urgh no!

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

falta mas cabras

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:19, archived)

ou est le bleach de mind?

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)

I am far too innocent
to see such images!

I wait patiently for when it be fluffeh kitten tiem!
( teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)

Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
I feel ill.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:37, archived)