I call it "The scream"


From the Egg challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

( mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

i call it
WOO!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

would

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

that
would hurt like a mothercock!
( teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

hahaahah
your mother's cock hurts?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

*sniff*
I was abused....
( teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

COR!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

Your mother
didn't have a cock?

I thought it was normal..

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

/being a twunt
( teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

Yes,
Sorry about that.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

ah, hello!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

like riding a bike through a aircraft hanger
x
( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

trying to plug the channel tunnel with a cork
x
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

like buggering Mr Horribles arse
with an eighteen inch dildo
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)

18? Bit small isn't it?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

length / diameter / circumference
?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

depends on the time of day

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)

like throwing a hotdog down an alleyway
x
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

like fucking Katie Price
x
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)

I
would til er eyes pop out
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)

sorry... i meant fisher price

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

she's
half price when i've finished with er
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:04, archived)

would she not be full price?
/pedant
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:05, archived)

Katie Price
smells of fish?
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:07, archived)

thats her....
u know her?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:08, archived)

he
hehe

hehehehehehehe

oooooo its tunderin
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:16, archived)

like throwing a brick down the Dartford Tunnel
x
( UKAC let me sniff your diff, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

and who said romance was dead!?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)

Crippin?
*actually going now*
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

peter andre
did when i nailed his eyes to the chair
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 14:01, archived)

ace tastic

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)

*munchs*

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)