I'm a Derek, and DEREKS DON'T RUN!!!

Although they may occasionally run(nny yolk).

From the Egg challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)

yay
for Peter Jackson movies that don't suck eggs!
(radja, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)

indeed
back when he was good
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)

fends off with Flymo
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)

I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!!!!!

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)

ha ha ha!!
best quote ever!

and i can always imagine Father Ted playing that scene
that would have been cool :)

mmmmmm custard
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

hahaha! i was just thinking the same thing!

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

You mean........

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

Haha
Woo!
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

I ATE POO! I ATE POO! I ATE POO! I ATE POO!
I ATE POO! I ATE POO! I ATE POO! I ATE POO!
is all he's saying to me...
( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRCg9NiXxmk
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)

Uh-uh
The best quote ever is:



"YOUR MOTHER ATE MY DOG!!!"
"...not all of it."
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:43, archived)

Haha! Yes, this ^

( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

pffffffffft!
that's just so mank when he pulls it back out by the tail :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:46, archived)

*is getting a t shirt with that on*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

'ellos muffin!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

:D You've got a good memory
What can I call you?

Do you want to be sweet, savoury or teh fluffeh?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:45, archived)

i'm easy hun :P

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:50, archived)

That word just reminds me of eggs now, because of the egg obsession of here.
What else is easy?

Er.....

Prostitutes. Hooker. Hook, line and sinker. Fisherman. Sailor?

Sailor. Then I can also be your boss.

Excellent. Hello Sailor! :D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:53, archived)

ay up muffin!
*remembers place*
!! i mean Captain!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)

That's captain muffin to you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

*stands to attention*
*swabs deck*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

You don't want to be swabbing the deck with that in your britches
To the head with you, with a copy of ye olde jazz mag.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)

oooo~aarrr
*shivers me timbers*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:03, archived)

Hahaha!
That was my first encounter with Wingnut films, coming back pissed from the pub to catch the last half of Braindead on cable in about 93.

It must have been so much fun to film that scene.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)

mine was bad taste
when we first put it on (we were 13)
it seemed a bit....

well, low budget

but it turned out to be one of the best films i've ever seen :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)

There's a film which is apparently a tribute to troma or something
With a girl that gets off on people dying, wanking over a guy having kilos of cocaine shoved up his rectum with a funnel and a transexual and stuff....

Oh, she also wanks to someone who's nailed to an escalator which is kind of killing him like a tube of toothpaste.

anyone know what it is?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:47, archived)

I think it's the film version of Coronation Street...
Or it might be Hollyoaks, I can't remember.
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:48, archived)

Nope.
It's 4dam the Movie.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)

Right.
You wankers, I'm off to google.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)

I'm thinking it might be a film called Terror Firmer.
Hmmm.

EDIT: I AM FUCKING RIGHT.

HAH.

www.badmovies.org/othermovies/terrorfirmer/index.html
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:58, archived)

mmmmm
if you find out for sure
let me know
sounds like a corker....
:)
*watches Ichi the Killer while waiting*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:00, archived)

*points up*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:01, archived)

"Extremely unrated"
ha ha ha!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:05, archived)

You know it's going to be good
May I also recommend a brill movie called Shock 'Em Dead? It's shit in a badly produced, no budget, 80s hair metal and bad effects sort of way. But on the upside, it's funny and it's got tits in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)

I'm sure I've seen that at some point....
And I love the bit in Ichi the Killer where the face comes flying out of the room and slides down the wall.

Edit: Reading that bit about Terror Firmer is starting to ring vague bells too.

I've seen far too many dodgy movies.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)

I still haven't seen Ichi the Killer
Which is heinous, I know.

I hadn't seen reservoir dogs until last month, and I'm an ex-film student.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:18, archived)

see also
Dead or Alive

and no
not the film of the computer game
but a yakuza flick with some strange twists :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)

Aha, will do.
I've played the game. And still prefer Tekken 3 to everything.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)

i'm gonna hunt these two films down now :)
ta!
i always like a bit of extreme cinema
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:15, archived)

If you haven't seen it yet...
make sure you get round to seeing Happiness of the Katakuris.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)

Are you sure
you didn't just dream it?
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:52, archived)

No!
I watched it in someone called Stuart's house, a long time ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

Balamory, the collected episodes

(Pachey, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:54, archived)

What's the story in Balamorgy?
Wouldn't YOU like to know.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:04, archived)

i'm born again!

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

I have this on dvd
and every time I saw that scene, I thought of eggs
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

Well
scooping it out with a spoon probably helps that image along!

www.badmovies.org/movies/badtaste/badtaste3.jpg
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)

yes

probably
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)