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( Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)

She's a munter?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)

But she's really sweet, bless her.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

she is indeed
Mrs GS knows her and her family
/Swindon blog
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

Melinda's in the same category as
Kittens and baby chicks and stuff as far as I'm concerned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

she's just as cuddly

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

If you ever meet her
Or meet her again if you have already, tell her some bird she doesn't know in Bucks thinks she's lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

I think that's called staliking-by-proxy
:D
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

But you do my stalking for me you see
Making me seem a lot less scary.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)

I do have the practice mind you
I can often be found in trees with a set of binoculars
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)

replace kitten with melinda

( w33b le wobbles but he dosen't shut the fuck up, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

I would
munter's a bit harsh!
( Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

Well, the surprise is
She's a man
( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

But
she'd still get it hard and dry up the wrong un.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

That's the surprise!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

yeah,
but she's got a lovely personality

well ok .. big tits and she shows them off ... that's a good personality to me!!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

thats some old pic u got there...

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:57, archived)

first posted...
23/07/2003
( Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

You UTTER Cunt.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

you OTTER's arse!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

TOP insult
of the day!
*uses*
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

>>WINNER<<
how'd y'like them apples Bri?
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

*Applauds*
You have the best reply in this thread.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

OI! stop flirting with me!
y'big puff!
/public disorder blog
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)

(see? multipurpose insultage)

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

I take your point ..
but it's still no substitute for "You ham touching, fudge packing, rim meister" .. I say concatonate as many insults as you can, if you can stop yourself from laughing at the end I'll be impressed!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)

why
thank you
( Ambiguous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

ahhhhhhhh
i remember when she was all the rage :P

what's she doing with herself these days?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 10:58, archived)

Probably being lovely
and smiling lots.

Aw, she's such a little bunchkin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

i would certainly not turn down a nice snuggle if offered :)

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

You couldn't
*hugs imaginary Melinda*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

*group hugs*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

*tears of joy*
God bless us, every one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

*removes crutch*

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)

Miracle happenage!
Mua hah, you can't beat Tiny Timotron.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

squeezing out puppies
presumably
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

breakfast club vernacular
I like it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:00, archived)

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:01, archived)

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)

Bump-bump-bump-bump
"I think we just hit some hippies"
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

they get about a bit!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

Reminds me of the naked gun starting sequence

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:07, archived)

^^this
"...happens every fucking time i go shopping!"
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)

reverse view:

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)

hahaha! that is brilliant!

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg.
/flees
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:12, archived)

class...
needs more 911 reference though :)
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)

where the fuck
is the customary Shark?
(Andropov, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

I only see GMOS.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

I still don't see McCririck in there
:'(
( Mushroom, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)

I don't see 2D..
*Campaigns*
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)

he gets on at the next stop :D

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

or vibrating head girl.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:51, archived)

Pick a meme, any meme...
I don't see no Quo though
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:19, archived)

Left side pavement!
Fear them.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

I stand corrected!
*fears*
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

said the man in orthopedic shoes

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

quality :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)

hahahahahaha
that roffle's my boat
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Loved
it first time round and still do :¬)

EDIT: Is that a tesco value van in the background?
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
I still fucking love that.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)

That would explain it
If Mr T woke up mid-flight and panicked, it's no wonder they crashed the plane.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:06, archived)

Yay!
I'm going on the dodgems in a bit, work is laying them on.
( Afinkawan, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)

I really like MM
she was on Big Brother a few years ago
and came across quite well
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:02, archived)

o look at this angle ...
nsfw but actually no nipps showing
( awallafashagba, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 11:05, archived)