It's a Scotch Egg
Not a coconut

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( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)

NOONE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A LOVELY BUNCH OF SCOTCH EGGS.
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU IF YOU DO SO AND YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)