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( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:26, archived)

oh you crack me up!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)

good

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

life

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)

was

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:36, archived)

we know you're only yolking.

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

who did you poach that pun from?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:34, archived)

I'm sure I heard it last fry-day.

(checkers, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

oh, give ova!

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:39, archived)

hehe

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:30, archived)

hahaha
llllllllllllllllllLet's get ready to scraaaamble!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)

how much would you have to shell out for tickets
to see that bout?
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)

arf!

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

I like that.
On another note - I have a stinking cold and a letter from the tax man saying I owe seven grand (I bloody don't) and that he wants to take everything I own and sell it :(
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:37, archived)

nasty
I owe tax man £150
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)

Hahaha!
Sounds like phishing if you ask me.
( Afinkawan, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)

Wished it was :(
I'm going to have a cigarette and phone them now.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)

I hope you get it sorted.

( Afinkawan, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)

Arse
do you owe him anything?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)

Nope.
I've been PAYE for years with no additional income. This bill is for the last two years for an arbitrary £3,600 p.a.

I'm a bit nervous.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:44, archived)

Phone them up
But warning- they're shit. I get people calling me all day with tax questions that I've sent them to the IR for answers and they just tell them they don't know, and to approach ME, an employee of a private sector company for info on tax and NI legislation.

Tards.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)

Going to now.
I've sort of been putting it off this morning. Can't really afford to do that - so it's time to bit the bullet.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:47, archived)

It's your own fault for being sexist
Good luck with it though. :)
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:47, archived)

Sexist?
I don't even qualify as sexy :)
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)

'Tax man'
I'm sure you're very sexy in your own unique way.
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 10:49, archived)