Ha ha ha
It's funny because Scotch eggs are disgusting.

TJ: Should I eat the last bit of banana pudding that my sweetie left in the fridge? It's his favourite dessert ever but I want it.
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)

Wants must be honoured....
I say munch it!

In the words of Homer Simpson's Brain....

'Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding!'
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:46, archived)

Eat it
and send him photographs of you eating it. And tell him how nice it is, and that it's the best banana pudding you ever tasted.
( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)

You are sadistic

(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

Ooh
I dropped this:

"naked"
( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

Ah yes, I did wonder where the sexy bit was ;)

(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

It was sexy enough before I added the naked bit though ;)

( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)

that was no banana pudding

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)

I'll give you banana pudding in a minute
if you're not careful
( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

promises promises
chance'd be a fine thing LOL
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)

it's a cream pie
;D
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)

how IS your grandma today?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

dead

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)

COR!
*rubs thighs*
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)

get off my thighs

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)

What you say is true.

Eat the pudding give him a bj later as a consolation prize
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)

will you marry me?

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)

Give 53 good reasons why I should

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

1) i don't like bananas
2 - 52)
53) profit
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

o0
-
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

It's an option
He hid all my sweets so it would kind of be his own fault.
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)

Just give him a crap BJ then
Make sure you keep catching his bell with your teeth
( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)

and spit !

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)

Pffft!
Or just not let you cum in their mouth at all

*bitters*
( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 14:06, archived)

There's such a thing as a crap blow job???

(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)

ahhahahahaha...just hark at the girl

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

Fuck yes
TEETH
( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)

that stay around the shaft
once the mouth has moved away
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)

( 4dam party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 14:00, archived)

Ahha!
So eat it and withhold blowjob as extra punishment
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)