Hope I'm not to late with the eggies!!!


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( Cocksure, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:44, archived)

Bit racist!
_{I dont like racism}
Edit/ fuck me, I only said I dont like racism (which I dont) - look at the shit it has caused!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:46, archived)

Pinch of salt
Please.
I'm not racist. I love eggnog!
( Cocksure, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:48, archived)

(GoldenFanjita, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:49, archived)

OK
your pic says NIG'fucking'NOG though!
_{that is a derogatory term}
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)

Hmmmm
www.b3ta.com/board/6346282
Bit sexist and derogatory isn't it?
( pobblepop, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

Yeah!
So fucking what?
Edit/ I said I dont like racism, not sexism - you fucking goon!
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:53, archived)

What's the difference?

( pobblepop, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)

Ok
In what way was my post:
www.b3ta.com/board/6346282
sexist?
C'mon, what was sexist about it?
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:59, archived)

fuck off you fucking nigger

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:20, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:21, archived)

i've been here longer than you fuck nugget.
in the interests of an enjoyable board i reserve the right to wind up twunts.
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:26, archived)

You're the only twunt here!
You fucking ignoramus piece of shit!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:28, archived)

yeah? well i'll see you outside at 5pm by the bench

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:29, archived)

hahaha
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:35, archived)

Well you've wound me up.
~ faq ~ is a fucking macro - you should know that.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:30, archived)

i know what i was programmed to know

( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:31, archived)

I'm not racist...
...man, woman, porch monkey or paki - couldn't give a shit who drives my taxi.

Ho. Ho.

(Jamer - fucking love the whippet thing on your profile!)
(tinpixel, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:08, archived)

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE YO!
 
It's cool, I'm taking it back
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:30, archived)

Hahahahaha!
Clerks 2 - what a great film.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)

Cheers
:)
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:36, archived)

If it harms the board
and my reputation I'll take it off.
But daaaad!!!
( Cocksure, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

I think it harms the board

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)

i disagree

( mictoboy, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:56, archived)

The faqs
seem to say that it shouldn't be allowed on pain of deleting and banned account.

Saying that it's not particularly funny.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:19, archived)

maybe if you spent less time
being a little Hitler (oh, the irony) on the board...

you'd spend less time wanking yourself
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:34, archived)

I love wanking.
I don't see what the problem is.

I don't see much at all.

By the way what did I do to you?

PS: You cunt.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:39, archived)

humourless twat

( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:29, archived)

Don't you mean
Eggist. Ha haha ahha!!!
( Cocksure, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)

coon

( mictoboy, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)

You bad, bad, bad,
boy!
_{go to fucking bed}
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

(GoldenFanjita, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

paki

( mictoboy, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)

I'm not, but
my four year old daughter as been called it.

You're just a reactionary cunt.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:24, archived)

RACIST!

( mns Made it, Ma! Top of the world!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:47, archived)

haha
A tasty Christmas tipple.
( pobblepop, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:48, archived)

boo and woo at the same time.
has anyone linked to this yet today?
www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF086AD-Yarteries.jpg
arr.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:48, archived)

(GoldenFanjita, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:48, archived)

NOGNOGNOGSNOGNOG

( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)

(GoldenFanjita, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:51, archived)

But nog isn't racist
Nig or wog would be.But not nog
( Mstandot, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)

I shouldn't have laughed at that.
But i did

/ashamed
( Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:00, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:04, archived)

Where does it say that youcant post shopped images
of Merkin christmas drinks?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:07, archived)

This bit is close:
...Also, remember there is a difference between poor taste and being hateful. Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for racism, or your posts will be deleted and your account banned...
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:11, archived)

Score!

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:13, archived)

Good job
Im not an ignorant racist fool then :)

I do have to say though, without sounding like I am justifying racism, it is probably not meant as hateful. It is nowhere near as bad as that goth knob end who was around a couple of years ago.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:14, archived)

yeah it's exempt if you use it
and obviously intended to wind up some idiot. in the name of allah let's not get all politically correct on ourselves.
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:24, archived)

But would you come to my
house and call the brown members of my family racist names?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:27, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.
 
Are we so afraid to even make fun of racial slurs?

It's not racist in my book.. but then again, I hate the poms..

edit: there's some in here I've never even heard.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:27, archived)

Not afraid.
I used to get them every day where I used to live.

I'm just quoting from the faqs, like every other fucker does when someone posts a 51k still picture.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:32, archived)

Well, show me what's hateful or in poor taste about chocolate egg-nog.
It's not directed at a person, it's a play on words.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:38, archived)

egg-nog
nig nog
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:39, archived)

quite
and that is one of my favourite wiki pages.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:35, archived)

Heh.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 23:29, archived)