Egg


No?...

From the Egg challenge. See all 500 entries (closed)

(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 8:53, archived)

mmmmmmmm.....no....help me out here

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)

It's
Dave, Mont and Clive - that legendary group from the Canterbury Scene - Egg....

*head hangs in shame*
(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:00, archived)

but its not funny...is it?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:02, archived)

Canterbury scene?
When did that happen?
( pobblepop, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:02, archived)

It was a
psychadaelic prog rock movement in the 60s/70s
(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)

Oh
Did it originate in Canterbury? (only asking because I live quite close)
( pobblepop, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:05, archived)

Apparently
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canterbury_Scene
(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

Am I just being blind?
I just can't see the egg in this picture :s
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

Its a classic rock combo called 'Eggbound" apparently

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)

it is written just above the image

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:04, archived)

ANDREW!!!!
we will have less of your lip!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

i managed to cut my lip open with an electric shaver this morning
not exactly sure how I did it - it all happened so fast.
Now it looks like I have had it bust in a fight, and I have a very important meeting this morning.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:10, archived)

*best Ed Norton impression*

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)

haha
His name is Robert Paulson,
His name is Robert Paulson,
His name is Robert Paulson,
His name is Robert Paulson,
His name is Robert Paulson,
His name is Robert Paulson...
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:13, archived)

i hope you washed behind your ears!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

I always do,
I smell lovely
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:15, archived)

Me too
I bought women's deodorant by mistake...

I smell like my mum
(BlueHaze www.meandr.net, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

I bet that lipstick and those split crotch panties were an accident too.

( gronkpan, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)

the peep hole bra was entirely on purpose

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)

from the
"pouches for a pound, knickers for a nicker" machine in blackpool

classy :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)

today I am mostly smelling of:
Armani Code - For Him.

edit: It's the aftershave not EDT - just thought that I would clear that one up.

I purchased it because it had the worst advert ever. It was so bad, it became good.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)

which one was that then?

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)

it just had the back of a guys head
and the voice said (i will try and write it as it sounded)
"What is da code?"

the bloke turns round, and the voice says

"Di Armani code"

it was only a few seconds long and was shit.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)

ha ha!!
sounds like a classic :)

i am wearing a splash of ditchwater which harmonises
with my piss soaked pants, adding a lovely musky aroma
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)

the smell of a real man

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)

Chicks dig this shit. Wear yesterday's shirt instead of aftershave.

( gronkpan, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)

and rub grass in your hair
girls just can't get enough of a man with grass in his hair
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)

Especially if they get hayfever, or if you get hayfever.

( gronkpan, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)

ahh, the saliva based sneezing mist really sets a romantic scene
better than candles anyway
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)

If you take her down to the car detailing shop in this state, it will be like living in an industrial rainforest.

( gronkpan, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)

you've gone all upmarket today!!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)

'ning!!
*bums*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)

well i made you a nice packed lunch
you be sure to eat it all now,
you're not to waste your money on chips!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)

I will eat it all
I am good

/needs pocket money
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:22, archived)

*hands over £1*
don't spend it all at once dear
your father and i aren't made of money
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:31, archived)

I know
it will go towards the solicitor's fees for when I buy my house.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)

hahahahaha!
that's braw!
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)