only joking!
they all have a sense of humour dont they?
( frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:57, archived)

would you laugh
if for instance you were identified as a rapist because you'd read a similar book as someone?
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)

if someone saterised me
on b3ta as a rapist i'd see the funny side.

then I'd burn down their houses.
( frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:02, archived)

hahahahahhahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:05, archived)

It would be more fitting ..
.. to rape them :oP
(I was penalized for that, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:17, archived)

I get that all the time.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:03, archived)

it's the dangers of subscribing
to the Peoples Friend
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

would you laugh
if someone wanted to cut your head off in the street because you made a joke about the leader of their group?

Freedom of speech is one of the fundamental aspects of Western liberalism. To allow ourselves to be gagged and intimidated into silence by a bunch of religious militants who threaten to kill anyone who voices an opinion other than their own is absolutely unnacceptable.
(puffins are better than yachts, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:04, archived)

I just done a big poo

( dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:31, archived)

Yeah, but
if you read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy it doesn't tell you you're evil if you covet an ox, or 'lie down' with another man. It tells you a man in a dressing gown saved the Earth and that the president of the galaxy has two heads.

Not sure what point I'm making here. Any ideas?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:06, archived)

a sharp one
the prickly kind?
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:07, archived)

lets all wrap roy orbison in clingfilm
starting at the ankles
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

good plan
you grab his knuckles I'll fetch
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

*grabs*
go slowly - don't want it to be over too soon
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:11, archived)

woohoo!

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:08, archived)

are you at the right website?

(GoldenFanjita, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:12, archived)

sometimes

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:14, archived)

The war is over...
...as soon as someone blows up Mornington Crescent.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 9:00, archived)