everything
but the vagina.



From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(mugomilk, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:00, archived)

*doesn't buy*

:(
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:04, archived)

fucking hell
i've got a warehouse full of the things.


next big thing my arse.
(mugomilk, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:07, archived)

Hahaha
& apologies for forgetting the Woo!
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:15, archived)

You forgot
...can we just hug?
...why can't you be nice to my mum?
...don't go mad with your wages this month
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:08, archived)

You forgot
"Oh no! My cell phone bill is over $200! Sweetie??"
( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:08, archived)

To be fair
it was *your* addiction to sex lines...
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:10, archived)

yeah
only because YOU wouldn't put out!!

Not in the mood, my arse. I pay for everything, I deserve to at LEAST get blown. Simple enough?

/sexist remarks
( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:13, archived)

if that's the case...
...what's the going rate for a BJ? ...In terms of shoes for example?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:14, archived)

1 pair
Tesco brand.

This conversation has made me upset. I'm going to go actually work.
( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:16, archived)

Daps
also accepted.
(mugomilk, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:17, archived)

3 doc martens and a stilleto up the arse

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:16, archived)

what
have i started!!!
(mugomilk, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:15, archived)

Bad things.

( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:22, archived)

You forgot
"I'm too tired."
"I've got a headache."
"Put down the shovel."
"Oh my God, not in there."
"..."
( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:10, archived)

and
... I told you before it's not going there again! I was drunk that time ok!?
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:11, archived)

Drunk/
unconcious. Who's counting?
( BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:12, archived)

She does...
...again and again and again
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:13, archived)

and ...
"we need to talk"
( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:24, archived)

^ Teh fear.
Also "It's not you, its me" followed by "We can still be friends cant we?"
( Jimmer is the speaking clock, the time is now, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 5:07, archived)