*dries up*


From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

( drunkenoaf, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:33, archived)

pffffttt....
just pfffttt...
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:34, archived)

hahaha
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:34, archived)

Nice

( RBF esquire, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:35, archived)

I want the mid-30s edition
where you just go round and round and never get anywhere.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:35, archived)

like this?

( drunkenoaf, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:38, archived)

at least they aren't the ones paying millions of dollars to recover their erections....
note: i tried viagra once. it was terrifying.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:39, archived)

as you are 62
and it made you hypotensive?
( drunkenoaf, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:41, archived)

not quite 62, no.
gave me the shits and the 'desired' effect lasted hours longer than was useful, necessary or wanted.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:43, archived)

AND the shits

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:45, archived)

streaming fountains that tubgirl would envy.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:46, archived)

just take prozac
does the same without the painful cock.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:49, archived)

my porn career would never recover.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:55, archived)

the greatest hting about htis is I have never played that game
and it looks great.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 22:47, archived)