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[challenge entry] there is nothing wrong with kids toys


From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I love skating monkeys

(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Always wear a helmet, though.
 
homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/cartoon/monkey.html

FOR SAFETY.
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Now jump out from behind bushes at skater kinds and yell this

(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)
# If I'm jumping out from behind any bushes, it'll be with a piece of 4x2.
 
How're you, o distant namesake?
 
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)
# I find that to be a very sexy plan
Mr bunny

I'm not bad but slightly worried as a very very think fog has appeared from nowhere very quickly and my flatmates are daft enought to get lost in it or possibly slaughtered by some ghost pirates
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)
# pffft!
 
Where's Jamie Lee Curtis when you need her?

first time I saw that film was very, very late on a dark, dark night.. brrreuughh.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)
# It's a fantastic film
did you get any unexpectedly sexy results from posting your mug on this wonderous forum?
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)
# No, but it was not a particularly sexay picture.

(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)
# SAFETY IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.

(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:58, archived)
# i love horses
- best of all the animals
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)
# WRONG!
Axolotls are best
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)
# So -
he loves Axolotls best?
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)
# errrm no
i do
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Yes!
 
Why, I've just subscribed to the new weekly magazine.

www.deagostini.co.uk/iloveaxolotls
 
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)
# that won't work
with me
*doesn't click*
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Best of all the salamanders.

(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)
# if only....
I had a pet one....it ran away
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)
# not even a newt
sumfink wrong wit yr link champ - pfffttt!
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)
# I'll never tire of it.
 
Not ever.
 
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Haha
I like this!
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)
# big floppy donkey dick
yays for lego!
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Pfffffffffffft!
that is fecking ace :D
*clickities*
(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)
# YAHAARRRRR!

(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)
# his leg gets erect

(, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)
# the village people?

(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)
# Very Woo!
*clicks
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)